Nildes Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Hi, I'm struggling with these. The patridge in the pear tree was no problem. Turtle doves, no worries, shot em out of the tree French hens? well, I just popped over to France on the booze ferry after knocking off the partridge in the Kentish orchards, so I thought I'd round up the hens while I was there. But 4 Colley Birds? D'you think she'll settle for 4 rooks? The gold rings are going to be a bit pricey too. What about laying geese? I know its pretty warm and the roses are flowering again but I aint seen no geese a-laying round here. Any of you guys got any suggestions. D'you think old Queenie would miss a few swans while I'm at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisNicholls Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 I think you'll find it's calling birds. Still don't know where to get them though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pelt man Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 The Calling Birds you will find there numbers in the local phone box. As for laying Geese, it's a very tight fit and they honk a lot. But you season them at the same time, saves doing it before they go in the oven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradders Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 Nildes, if you move from the country to the town it becomes so much easier to complete your task. Just go to chav central, basically any town in England. Lay in wait for the obligatory Trace screaming "Wayne get 'ere or i'll slap ya" thats your calling birds Five gold rings is also easy, just shoot another 5 bling covered chavs, in fact shooting one would probably get you all five rings at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 just shoot another 5 bling covered chavs, in fact shooting one would probably get you all five rings at once. No shoot all five. Do your bit for pest control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 As for laying Geese, it's a very tight fit and they honk a lot. But you season them at the same time, saves doing it before they go in the oven I thought the stuffing went in the other end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nildes Posted December 20, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 The Calling Birds you will find there numbers in the local phone box. As for laying Geese, it's a very tight fit and they honk a lot. But you season them at the same time, saves doing it before they go in the oven Are these the adverts that are stuck all over the windows? "Lady with a large chest for sale, call........" I had no idea, I thought they were just lonely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 (quote) you will find there numbers in the local phone box. not if ya from ipswich couldnt help myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 (quote) you will find there numbers in the local phone box. not if ya from ipswich couldnt help myself The lords-a-leaping should be quite easy an' all.........Bliars sold peerages to loads of 'em lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 (quote) you will find there numbers in the local phone box. not if ya from ipswich couldnt help myself Jokes about the Suffolk Strangler Is it o.k. to make jokes now then because the last time I put one up it got removed after a few indignant replies and people notifiying the mods Just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 No it isn't, especially not the 'Dyslexic Santa' one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nildes Posted December 21, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 (quote) you will find there numbers in the local phone box. not if ya from ipswich couldnt help myself The lords-a-leaping should be quite easy an' all.........Bliars sold peerages to loads of 'em lately 11 Drummers Drumming. Isn't that something Bernard Mathews makes from turkey bits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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