malkiserow Posted May 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 You were Sue so lucky to find them. Next year we will have to be a little more careful. Before any rumours start Ma Baker is not my partner! I have also noticed LeedsChimp has sent Ma Baker a welcome, "sniff sniff" I guess they all have to put up with the virtual leg-humpers. It is a shame, I think Pinkella has gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 The chilli stuff has Offically given me a ring like the Japanese flag, wince!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 The chilli stuff has Offically given me a ring like the Japanese flag, wince!!!! Ahem, it may not have been the chilli. Might have been your roommate. I'm sure Malk is glad it went to a good home, and not the flippin' bin, which is where it ought to have gone. I was bleeding, bleeding I tells ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 plus 1 on that it was some hot stuff colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Trouble is I'm a bit of a chilli head and have almost finished the pot! Through streaming eyes and burning ring I might add. Toilet paper in the fridge helps!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Trouble is I'm a bit of a chilli head and have almost finished the pot! Through streaming eyes and burning ring I might add. Toilet paper in the fridge helps!! Pure masochism! That boy needs therapy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Pure masochism! That boy needs therapy. Total does! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Trouble is I'm a bit of a chilli head and have almost finished the pot! Through streaming eyes and burning ring I might add. Toilet paper in the fridge helps!! What!!!!!!! Nearly finished it! We warned you it is weapons grade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 Ironic that as Malk was verging on teetotal he did the two most embarrassing things. But, what goes on tour.... Hey it was dark and he don't see no good, fire in the hole!!!!! What!!!!!!! Nearly finished it! We warned you it is weapons grade. Can you post me some more? Think I'm in love with it, but certainly won't be rubbing it on my cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 (edited) It is a restricted substance and a government licence is needed for any transportation of change in ownership. I am required to keep it locked up at home and have bars on the windows just in case some falls into the wrong hands. Edited May 16, 2014 by malkiserow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted May 16, 2014 Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 It is a restricted substance and a government licence is needed for any transportation of change in ownership. I am required to keep it locked up at home and have bars on the windows just in case some falls into the wrong hands. Well it is a weapon of mass evacuation!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2014 I have now remembered it was a combo of 2 Chilli's...scotch bonnet/habanero some oil, a bit of lime+salt+garlic, keep the seeds in. Blitz it and let if fester for a few days. Job Jobbed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 You guys could of made myself,lee,Bob a d Ma Baker do something with that chilli jam for our initiation test rather than what we had to do, especially MB i mean asking someone of the fairer sex do that,,, come on, on a brighter note we all did it and next year we won't be the newbie's Colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 You guys could of made myself,lee,Bob a d Ma Baker do something with that chilli jam for our initiation test rather than what we had to do, especially MB i mean asking someone of the fairer sex do that,,, come on, on a brighter note we all did it and next year we won't be the newbie's Colin It is like moving to Cornwall, you never really are accepted and are made to go beyond the call of Duncan, whoops Duty, each and every year. Saying that, Mª B is probably safer than the lads!!!!!!!!! Just saying........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I think when two people follow their hearts it's not for us to judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 I think when two people follow their hearts it's not for us to judge. It pains me to admit you are right. I just learned an old business contact I have known for 20 years as Tim ( on his second marriage and has 2 grown up kids) is now known as Eva and goes to work as a woman. To her credit, his wife is still married to him/her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 If you knew Suzy, like I know Suzy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 It pains me to admit you are right. I just learned an old business contact I have known for 20 years as Tim ( on his second marriage and has 2 grown up kids) is now known as Eva and goes to work as a woman. To her credit, his wife is still married to him/her. Does she still give him **** for leaving the toilet seat up I wonder. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Not sure if she'd want to tackle that one...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 17, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 If you knew Suzy, like I know Suzy... Virtual leg humping is below you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 17, 2014 Report Share Posted May 17, 2014 Virtual leg humping is below you Weren't nothing virtual about it... Not sure if she'd want to tackle that one...... Ta-da! Reminds me of a rather awkward conversation I once had with an ex-colleague into whom I bumped; I asked him how his brother was and after much dissembling on his part he informed me that his brother was now his sister. Awk-Werd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 If you knew Suzy, like I know Suzy... Speaking of which....... Where is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 Making my breakfast, well, strictly speaking, my brunch. It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't exactly get what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Well this is shock news indeed, am I the last to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Well this is shock news indeed, am I the last to know? Most people nowadays are aware of the concept of brunch, but it is possible that you are one of the last few who are not. Here is some more information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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