N v S '16 ?

[Guest stevo]

Oh yeah . Im shooting for the south !

[Old farrier]

 

Zapp is a Southerner OF

 

Stevo there is a map somewhere with the 'official' N/S dividing line

 

And sadly outnumbered and bullied by the other mods

And given all the dirty jobs 😟

[Mentalmac]

Simple do you wear a hoodie ?

And have a outside toilet

And married to your cousin

= north 😟

 

 

Wear a suit

Live in a house with central heating and indoor plumbing

And obviously good looking with a wife like a film star 😉

 

Your from the south😋😋😋😋

Haha that's brilliant OF, :-).

[shaun4860]

And sadly outnumbered and bullied by the other mods

And given all the dirty jobs 😟

I think apart from Steve and myself, all the mods and the boss are Suffeners..... It's us that deserve any sympathy going,

 

Trying to decipher what they are saying with their posh accents is very hard,

 

[Old farrier]

I think apart from Steve and myself, all the mods and the boss are Suffeners..... It's us that deserve any sympathy going,

 

Trying to decipher what they are saying with their posh accents is very hard,

 

Can't see what the problem is there's 3 year olds can understand proper English some can even order a pimms 😋 Edited January 15, 2016 by Old farrier

[shoot and be safe]

Pimms is awful stuff....

 

A pint of frothy beer is a man's drink

[dougall]

Pimms is awful stuff....

 

A pint of frothy beer is a man's drink

my dear chap when sitting in ones southern garden its the only drink to have brought out to you.........beer is for the gardener and the keeper,except when up at Twickers for the rugger of course.

[shaun4860]

Must confess, on a hot day a jug of Pimms hits the spot

 

 

oops...did I say that out loud?

[Rupert]

Will the same criteria as last year for wives and partners who are not pigeon watch members apply?

[shoot and be safe]

Must confess, on a hot day a jug of Pimms hits the spot

 

 

 

oops...did I say that out loud?

Surely the nonexistent hot days up north have interfered with your memory. It were a Newcastle Brown Ale easy enough to confuse as they both taste the same (**** ) Edited January 15, 2016 by shoot and be safe

[shoot and be safe]

Will the same criteria as last year for wives and partners who are not pigeon watch members apply?

I would think so, the more the merrier

[Rupert]

I would think so, the more the merrier

The current set up excluded us both last year.

Edited January 15, 2016 by Rupert

[Old farrier]

Pimms is awful stuff....

 

A pint of frothy beer is a man's drink

Only a northerner would be silly enough to pay for froth ( bubbles ) 😂

Sensable southern folk have a drink that contains there 5 a day = healthy drinking 👍😋

[shaun4860]

Yes Rupert I remember your conundrum from last year,

 

Still no chance of her becoming a member?

 

She doesn't have to participate on the forum, we have a few shooters that joined the forum just to attend the shoot, they have never posted on here, just attend the shoot.

 

She would (or you could on her behalf) just open an account using the bare minimum of info.

 

Worth a thought?, it's a good day out

 

[Rupert]

Thanks Shaun, The same situation here as last year, if she is away I will come.

Edited January 15, 2016 by Rupert

[shoot and be safe]

Only a northerner would be silly enough to pay for froth ( bubbles ) 😂

Sensable southern folk have a drink that contains there 5 a day = healthy drinking 👍😋

We have larger glasses up here to accommodate the froth fruit in a beverage takes up valuable liquid space, so who's paying for lost space now then

[James1983]

Nowt wrong with a good fine pint of ale 👍🏻

Edited January 15, 2016 by James1983

[Old farrier]

We have larger glasses up here to accommodate the froth fruit in a beverage takes up valuable liquid space, so who's paying for lost space now then

Ours comes in a jug by waiter so time saved trudging to the bar wading through the froth is more quality time so much more civilised 😋

 

Wasn't even available at the northern venue last year

Hopeless 😟

Asked for a jug of pimms and the barman stood ther looking at his 12 fingers 😊

 

and said

 

 

What's a jug 😚

[shaun4860]

Ours comes in a jug by the butler so time saved trudging to the bar wading through the froth is more quality time so much more civilised

 

Wasn't even available at the northern venue last year

Hopeless

Asked for a jug of pimms and the barman stood ther looking at his 12 fingers

 

and said

 

 

What's a jug

edited that for you

 

[Old farrier]

edited that for you

 

There was no need as one has a waiter at a social occasion

One traditionally gives ones butler the day off when one is at the races or other sporting occasions 😋

[shaun4860]

There was no need as one has a waiter at a social occasion

One traditionally gives ones butler the day off when one is at the races or other sporting occasions

:lol:

 

[shoot and be safe]

There was no need as one has a waiter at a social occasion

Ones master traditionally gives ones butler the day off when one is at the races shoeing a horse 😋

Changed that for you OF

[Old farrier]

Changed that for you OF

Typical bad editing

One plates race horses 😋

Southern

 

Although to be fair

A northerner would have his pit pony shod

Or one could be shoeing a clients cart horse

[kingo15]

Must confess, on a hot day a jug of Pimms hits the spot

 

 

oops...did I say that out loud?

Ill remember if the sun is shining in essexs in april !!!!!

[shaun4860]

Ill remember if the sun is shining in essexs in april !!!!!

I thought the sun always shined down south?

 

Or is it the reflection from all the Essex fake tans