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Good afternoon Gentlemen!!!

 

I'd like to say a biblical thank you for making me see the light when I was almost tempted, by the dark angel himself, to reject the church of the spring air rifle and convert to a lifetime of PCP misery!!!

 

With your help, I have reevaluated my approach to this God given sport of ours and as a result I have been reinvigorated and inspired toward the virtues of the humble springer.

 

I came very close to air gun hell but I am once again back in shooting nirvana and it IS for eternity.

 

Now, close your eyes in silence for a minute, and let us pray for the redemption for those blasphemous heathens, the self proclaimed "shooters" of PCPS.

 

God bless us all!

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Good afternoon Gentlemen!!!

 

I'd like to say a biblical thank you for making me see the light when I was almost tempted, by the dark angel himself, to reject the church of the spring air rifle and convert to a lifetime of PCP misery!!!

 

With your help, I have reevaluated my approach to this God given sport of ours and as a result I have been reinvigorated and inspired toward the virtues of the humble springer.

 

I came very close to air gun hell but I am once again back in shooting nirvana and it IS for eternity.

 

Now, close your eyes in silence for a minute, and let us pray for the redemption for those blasphemous heathens, the self proclaimed "shooters" of PCPS.

 

God bless us all!

I am so pleased you saw the light , or you may have ended up like evo :lol:

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TWAAANNNGGGGGG.....

For silence you need a PCP.

Well done though, a good spring rifle is a wonderful thing, but there is no good reason why you can't have both!

There is ONE very good reason!!!

 

If Jesus owned an air rifle it would most definitely have been a springer!!!

To quote, "Shooting a springer is the way, the truth and the life. No one enters shooting heaven except through the power of recoil!!!"

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It was a moment of divine intervention!!!

 

I had a PCD (Pre-Charged Demon) inside me that was cast out by the Lord of Recoil

you need to stop smoking the wacky backy mate and come back down to earth,,,

 

mind you don't , stay where you are ,,I could not put up with the moaning,

 

 

right , lets be honest about it,, you couldn,t afford a decent pcp and that's the truth, isn,t it,

 

just admit it unlike underdog who has not even seen what money looks like yet as he lives in a world where money wasn,t even thought of, the only reason he has got a springer and a musket is because he swapped a half dozen eggs and a scabby rabbit for them,

 

springer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you,ll be sorry

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just admit it unlike underdog who has not even seen what money looks like yet as he lives in a world where money wasn,t even thought of, the only reason he has got a springer and a musket is because he swapped a half dozen eggs and a scabby rabbit for them,

 

springer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you,ll be sorry

 

Hahahhaa :L:L sorry ud but it did make me laugh :L

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you need to stop smoking the wacky backy mate and come back down to earth,,,

 

mind you don't , stay where you are ,,I could not put up with the moaning,

 

 

right , lets be honest about it,, you couldn,t afford a decent pcp and that's the truth, isn,t it,

 

just admit it unlike underdog who has not even seen what money looks like yet as he lives in a world where money wasn,t even thought of, the only reason he has got a springer and a musket is because he swapped a half dozen eggs and a scabby rabbit for them,

 

springer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you,ll be sorry

I could have quite easily afforded any PCP within reason without selling my springers, but just because I have the money doesn't mean I have to waste it on something that I have thankfully realised wouldn't provide me with any greater benefit for my needs or, more importantly, my enjoyment!!!

 

I'm just an all or nothing type of person.

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Correct, and they've never let me down!!!

 

I can position my windows with a handle just as accurately as you can with a button

and a simple, dependable radio satisfies all my requirements!!!

 

I suspect pressing the button on an electric window is uncannily like shooting a PCP anyway!!!😂😂😂

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you need to stop smoking the wacky backy mate and come back down to earth,,,

 

mind you don't , stay where you are ,,I could not put up with the moaning,

 

 

right , lets be honest about it,, you couldn,t afford a decent pcp and that's the truth, isn,t it,

 

just admit it unlike underdog who has not even seen what money looks like yet as he lives in a world where money wasn,t even thought of, the only reason he has got a springer and a musket is because he swapped a half dozen eggs and a scabby rabbit for them,

 

springer,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, you,ll be sorry

Lol, you will learn one day grass hopper lol.

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I'm glad that you've chosen a springer-leaves more vermin for us PCP users to shoot. Joking aside this whole PCP versus springer is getting daft-if you don't like or appreciate modern PCP's then that's your choice but if you cannot see the advantages then don't try to persuade others into making the same mistake.

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