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My children's school spent a lot of money on new 'all weather surface' (AWS) tennis/hockey courts. Todays and tomorrows games have been cancelled because of the bad weather.

 

I have e-mailed the school mentioning the irony of this. :whistling:

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My children's school spent a lot of money on new 'all weather surface' (AWS) tennis/hockey courts. Todays and tomorrows games have been cancelled because of the bad weather.

 

I have e-mailed the school mentioning the irony of this. :whistling:

Wrong kind of snow ?

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Dont forget to play conker,s now the poor ikkle mites need full body armour ,a crash helmet and five page risk assessment :oops:

Thats more like it, I think it was last year I was asked to pick some stinging nettles for the school where I work as part of a study on foraging and wild food. I had to do a risk assessment!

Obvious risks? Getting stung, falling in the ditch, treading in cow ****, being hit by a low flying blackbird, wet feet, tripping in a rabbit hole, being attacked by a mad weasel. I was accused of not taking it seriously because I made no mention of the required protective clothing!

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Firstly, it may not be the pitch surface itself that causes the cancellation but something else related to the running of a fixture. Secondly, I teach and also run all kinds of school trips, many of an "adventurous" nature. The risk assessment is there to make sure that I have considered the potential risks that I am taking with other people's children. If something does go wrong, it is important that I am ready for it, whether that is a coach going off the road on the way there, a child getting lost, gets hurt falling off some equipment or Has a medical emergency. These things happen and if they do, the first things parents want to know is what we did to minimise the risk and how did we handle it. It has nothing to do with (in best Daily Mail voice) "elf and safety gone mad" and everything to do with showing that I have planned as best I can.

 

My next trips involve taking (with help) 40 kids by coach to watch England play Italy at Twickenham and, in the summer, 42 of them to Washington DC and New York City. Think about what could possibly go wrong and you will understand why I am expected to show that I have planned thoroughly.

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Thats more like it, I think it was last year I was asked to pick some stinging nettles for the school where I work as part of a study on foraging and wild food. I had to do a risk assessment!

Obvious risks? Getting stung, falling in the ditch, treading in cow ****, being hit by a low flying blackbird, wet feet, tripping in a rabbit hole, being attacked by a mad weasel. I was accused of not taking it seriously because I made no mention of the required protective clothing!

I have had a kid turn up at a DofE hike checkpoint wearing flip-flops and carrying an umbrella so making sure that you tell them what to wear isn't that daft!

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I have had a kid turn up at a DofE hike checkpoint wearing flip-flops and carrying an umbrella so making sure that you tell them what to wear isn't that daft!

What is daft though nick

It's the parents that need the education.

Wrap kids up in bubble wrap from birth, the day they walk into the real world they get hit by a bus because nobody's there to help them cross the road.

But these so called smart people can't see this silly world they are creating.

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My old rugby club called off training on the AWP last week - Mainly due to the fact you couldn't see where the markings were or where the pitch began and ended!!

 

Regrettably it meant I had to miss training for the 420th consecutive time.

And it was the one day you were free. Oh well, their loss!

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I have had a kid turn up at a DofE hike checkpoint wearing flip-flops and carrying an umbrella so making sure that you tell them what to wear isn't that daft!

I can appreciate that but I'm 58, live in the country and go foraging for myself. I don't like being treated like an idiot by an office bound idiot whose idea of "countryside" is to kick off her heels and sit in the garden sipping prosecco. I've been making stinging nettle beer and wine for over 30 years and have a good idea of the dangers. :lol:

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What is daft though nick

It's the parents that need the education.

Wrap kids up in bubble wrap from birth, the day they walk into the real world they get hit by a bus because nobody's there to help them cross the road.

But these so called smart people can't see this silly world they are creating.

You cannot rely on parents to do the job which is why it is important to be prepared. I have had a few funny ones over the years when kids have been incapable of doing things including basic cooking. My own kids benefitted from what they describe as "abandonment parenting" which has produced two successful and independent young people.

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