Lord Geordie Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Up this morning to await a chap viewing the caravan with a view to buy! Dishes done, time to walk the dog! As I leave the house I notice it's time for the kids and parents in the way to school. Walked pooch around onto the green! Now to paint a picture! Pooch has been a tad short on the poo department or the past two days! Off she trots "no pun intended" to a clearing between the trees! Me in tow on the leash. She has a sniff about, then drops her but in preparation! A few grunts and Wahey! Out it pops! But THEN came the most MORTIFYING wet ****! And this was window rattling loud! Well of course quite a few of the kids started rolling around laughing, the mothers looking I disgust, shaking their heads and casting aspersions! When I tried to protest and tell them it was the Dog and not I, they said I shouldn't blame the poor dog :o It wasn't me! Seriously! Wouldn't care too much! But one of those mothers was a rather fine bit I have been chatting to recently, and now I think that's the last she will want to be associated with me! I think I need to design a mutt butt muffler! Perhaps one with a Cat converter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 That is funny my dog did something like that yesterday did the poo them a big **** came out made me jump mind you he does make me laugh not the smartest button in the box when he lets off a **** he turns round and looks surprised as if to say where did that nasty smell come from nothing to do with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Nice to see PW "off topic" postings is getting more highbrow! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 It's the dog getting it's own back on you for saying " it's the dog". It was the dog saying it's not me it's him !! I couldn't possibly have done one that loud!! he turns round and looks surprised as if to say where did that nasty smell come from nothing to do with me. I've had that surprised look around on mine before now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Mine used to come into the house at night all laying there peaceably and the lab would pass wind look at the other two the move away from the smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Nice to see PW "off topic" postings is getting more highbrow! Lol! Oh believe me! There were a few VERY high brows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) I was in the pub with one of my huskies, her off the lead wandering. A lady came in to fill the cigarette machine, which was right next to the bar, with a drinker sat very close by. She has light weight trousers on and my dog stuck her nose really hard, with an extra final push,for maximum olfactory satisfaction, RIGHT up her crack. She instinctively slapped the guy sat at the bar really hard in the face. Edited January 17, 2017 by kyska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted January 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 I was in the pub with one of my huskies, her off the lead wandering. A lady came in to fill the cigarette machine, which was right next to the bar, with a drinker sat very close by. She has light weight trousers on and my dog stuck her nose really hard, with an extra final push,for maximum olfactory satisfaction, RIGHT up her crack. She instinctively slapped the guy sat at the bar really hard in the face. I would love to have been a fly on the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 I would love to have been a fly on the wall Glad I was not the guy sitting at the bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose man Posted January 19, 2017 Report Share Posted January 19, 2017 I two hour car journey with a Lab suffering with the most outrageous gas problem ( caused by venison off cuts ) leaves a lot to be desired .....and to top it all hardly a pigeon to be seen on fields that were blue the day before .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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