jimdfish

Bitten through my cords and in my beard, wife thinks I have crabs. Very uncomfortable

Had seven on barley this morning but they are ignoring the wheat, to be honest they are pretty much ignoring the barley!

It's tom doing one that has made it come to a head. Can't help think she brought some of it on herself though

Blow up airhead. I used to sleep on a mat. It was horrible. The ideal is to bring enough bog roll so you craft a mattress. If not ( and why not) airbed

My scooter club the Manchester Lyons are having our do next weekend, we are going to have a band outside, what size generator would I need, std four piece band, drums, two guitars , pony bloke up front shouting, you know the type. Any ideas? The fish

Lad from stockport is not representative of us lads from stockport. I would eat the teary streak

When I exercise lily very hard she sometimes gets a nose bleed. Short lived . Five minutes or so and she appears fine. Any ideas? Jdf

My wife and me work for the dwp. The wife was an ESA manager. There is a surprisingly large number of people who suddenly get better once sent for assessment. We also have people in with great lists of medical complaints asking if they catch or contract these will they get more benefits. There are a lot of genuine claimants, there are an alarming number of people who just can't be ars@d. Fat people, too fat to work do my head in. They eat their way to ESA

Very good. Subtle . I like that

The pictures suggest some kind of genetic mutation...... But that's enough about his kids, the rats massive

I got stung by a bee once ....... Five quid for a jar of honey

Anyone near Manchester have any ferrets they need to work? My permission near knutsford has lots of new holes. If you want to net, ok, or we can shoot the flush. Normally shoot it on a Thursday. No dogs allowed unfortunately

I was being sarcastic. Unites states etc. I am educated well enough not only to interpret a series of words that form a sentence ( United States of America ) but I also know how America is made up both federal and state. I also know Leonard rossiter wrote a book about sarcasm. Very good it is too

Sarcasm, the lowest form of wit, sadly however it does pass people by. Casts by fly. That is exactly what I wanted. Thank you Thanks Jim

Is that why they call it the United States then? I think your insurance is linked to plates and you take the plates car to car. Other than geography lessons can anyone clarify or tell me of personal experience

Can anyone explain how the American driving license system works, insurance etc, suspended licenses please?

Must agree Lazarus McRae series absolutely brilliant

I have read all the jr books, got the t shirt ( honestly, I have). Try a Robert Crais, Elvis cole is the pi. Wisecracking but had a sidekick called joe pike who is very similar to reacher. I once at a talk by lee asked lee child who would win in a fight . The answer is they would not fight each other as they are both too clever as neither could win. If you want to move to the next level, slightly more grown up, try the Charlie Parker series by John Connolly . He has an insight in to the dark side of life and a pair of gay hit men who watch his back. He also has a pair of musclemen he uses from time to time who when sent to a mental institute, the drugs made them even more violent. Pulp noir at it's very, very best. James Lee Burke is also very very good. I also have the t shirt advertising clete' detective agency

No, but lovely offer all the same. A scooter in this sense must classically styled

That would be on hillgate. Good scooter lad. Dolls eyes. We still meet up on Mondays at the dog and partridge in heaton Mersey. We are celebrating our sixtieth anniversary at didsbury rugby club on June 21 st. Cone along. You are more than welcome

There is always a family of Orthodox Jews on Piccadilly station in Manchester. I suspect they are employed by British rail. Only time I see 'em. Hoi vei!!

I know the nite owls well

I go to Kelso every year. There and the Isle of Wight . Great days out. Always when sun is shining go to my shoot on the scoot. The only way in summer. Jim

Proper scoots. Italian jobs

Are there are any other scooterists who also shoot pigeons. I ride with the Manchester Lyons Jim