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ditchman

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  1. im having a south african red at the moment i shall report back.....£5.90/bottle
  2. thats nuthin ....we used to live in shoebox in bottom of tet lake
  3. it has been reported by the local paper that the assailant is a Somarlian national... now being reported as british born to somarli parents ......
  4. ive been eating mince pies for a week.........6 for a £pound at the spa shop
  5. i daresay you have peeled the ginger as well
  6. i bought 6 toilet rolls yesterday ...so im good to go and relieved... shud last me a while ...3 sheets/ outing....1 to wipe 1 to clean and 1 to buff to a shine once the rolls are finished i will be using the "bus ticket" method..
  7. and then in a huff she promptly stuck her hands to the road surface on an M25 slip road...........
  8. i would go 15-20.............and put a couple of crow decoys about 30yds away from the pigeon deeks
  9. if the pigeons are there ....they are curious by nature.....how many do you plan to put out ?
  10. i bought some extra toilet rolls today............and now feel futuer proofed against further stress and othe crisis's
  11. is the wood oiled wood or varnished wood ?
  12. he trusted you to do the right thing at the right time ...and you were not found wanting...well done...it was your final act of love
  13. look nice stirred into some pasta...........then curl up and die after watching the entire contents of the world fall out of your bottom
  14. something not alot of people will admit to......i knew a certain gundog trailer and he classed dogs sleeping on beds in the same league as not wiping your bottom for a whole year....he thought it was bad form and plain dirty what he didnt know is i knew his wife quite well ..and she always moaned about the number of dogs that were "allowed" to sleep on the bed........she didnt mind that so much ....it was the "blowing off" late at night that was the irritation
  15. dont buy new..........get a little used top quality gun for a 2nd hand price.........
  16. looks a nicely well made gun...well finished off...............never even heard of the make
  17. he will get board with that............he likes the adoration and the bowing and scraping ....makes him feel superior..he will desperatly miss that...
  18. i was on the way with a mate off PW going pigeonshooting and i was in the L/R 90 with a stonking great heavy duty tow hitch array...came to a cross road and a new little vauxhall ran into the back of me...........sickening crunch....short story...she was wearing very dark sunglasses and on the phone at the time....as she was hung up on my rear end i pulled forward and pulled the front of her car off including the radiator.......pushed her to the side of the road...and she muttered "my husband is going to kill me"...i asked why as it was only and accident....she said "it was the 2nd time this month this had happened"..........
  19. ive had an electric under blanket since they were invented
  20. Because they refused to get in a rubber boat perchance ?
  21. Have been or are being done for sexy assults in their line of work.............. so to add to my growing list of worries.....when i get my collar felt by the old bill....there is an outside chance i may get my bottom felt at the same time...
  22. Being Dover and full of "seamen" im suprised the western docks are not full up of rubber leisure wear.....never mind boats
  23. damage has already been done...................cant imajine him going back into circulation and all his mates and hangers on shaking him by the hand saying "so glad you've got away with it old chap...."
  24. well ...thats you sorted ........next
  25. being doing the calcs on what ive found so far............they are not as cheap and as effective as the makers say...............will have to do more research
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