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ditchman

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  1. as they are on their way to the med to spawn it should be "zut alors mon duie ...checher pour un bateaux grand nes-pas mon ami.........ha hawww he hawww he haw haw....blah blah blah"
  2. great whites have already been spotted in our waters......on their way to the med to spawn
  3. several years ago a local shoot captian/owner........hosted a day for the city boys.....they wanted food and 100 bird day..........at the end of the day the bag was 12 birds and the guns accused Richard of not providing the birds..............Richard took his shot counter out of his pocket and politly told them they had 678 shots during the day ...so they must have been shooting at something... true story that...think Marsh man knows whome im talking about....(Henham Park area )
  4. the govt rekon just because you have a cervix dosnt mean you are a woman.............i have been to my proctologist and he assures me i do not have a cervix..........thank god he did give me a number to call at the NHS if i want one put in as an emergency
  5. we always used to finish at 3-3.30..........when the clocks go sidewards...have tea and buns then walk down to the hides on the flashes for the quack quacks that was a full day...but with plenty of breaks for the dogs...who worked hard after the ducks at the end of the day
  6. they will proberly pick one of them wimin security officers at 10 downing street ............christ they are right growlers
  7. if they are fighting for birds at that time of day something is wrong
  8. there is a bloke in the village who rekons he is a professional garden man...(which is ribbish) he has a few petrol tools and is really slow and lazy....he is always got work at £17.50/hour...........people are desperate for garden services
  9. proberly been written by someone who would love one but cant afford it it is the shooting times after all....... we all read the Gazette or the horse and hound on here dont cha know..
  10. NARFICK GARRDAN SERVACES We does allsorts of rum stuff bor.....we have tellicumications and can get thar sharp... Testimoanial: "well ole partner...ole Nige gort hare suffat quick..as oi said me ole bush need a trimmin' out boi, summut chonic..he gort his ole tool out and blast he waived that abart....blast oi larfed...and said keep yew orn a troshin bu....he even left it fertilized an all."
  11. its a bit difficult seeing what knot she is using when you are face down on the bed...........
  12. yup.........MONEY....................when you got an EU vet i bet your bill was half as much as normal ????........and the UK vet had traded his/her BMW in for ford fiesta vets are so caring..........
  13. would be watched on all the NHS wards...and the BBC canteen
  14. no chance of it easing around here..............govt are spouting a load of tosh as usual
  15. in 10 years time he will be 64........craig did 15 years as bond..........so if jason did the same he would be nearly 70
  16. dont think we want to see Bond slide into bed with his bit of stuff....1/4 of his age and slip his Tenna man panties off instead of his speedo's..
  17. really good for a change ..........trouble is he is too old if he is to run as bond for a decade....after 10 years as bond he will be 64...and looking for a bus pass
  18. a lot of the potencial bonds are too damn old.........dont forget whoever they run with...they will run with him for a few years so i rekon they will be looking at someone in their late 20's.....representing the age of technology...wi-fi...cloud...dark web...internet manipulation...some one in their 40's wont cut that scene... maybe the chracture will have a iraq/afganistan back story..........
  19. "Chicken george" for Bond ....yeeeaahhhhh
  20. wot...... 007 like a african version of benny hill...........might work...i will have a word with Barbara
  21. dont think i want your clap ...thanx awfully tho'
  22. watched it..................you can say and promise anything you want ..as it is not a manifesto pledge......... very weak..........anyone could get up there and have a moan and get clapped for it nobody on pidgeonwatch claps me when i have a moan..
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