ditchman

What weight is needed to start a piston with a new lubed "o"ring..on its travel down the compression part of the bore...before the gun is assembled Airsporter/mercury/mercury "s" cheers

im sorry , i was just getting in the spirit of things and a bit of "black humour" wafted over me.......... please take no notice of me...

Yaaaawwwwwnnnnnnnnnnn

how would you get a drone to function thro' a wall of flame.... ?

the only thing that could have saved lives in that 360deg blaze would have been a bloody ejector seat...

I would like to see 2 things happen....... proper reporters, who do their groundwork BEFORE they open their damn mouth.. when politicians are being interviewed.....on the left of the screen should be a tick box...so when they answer the question they get a tick....and if they dont answer the question they get a red cross...the at the end of the interview they will be given their marks they want to act like children ...then we will treat them like children.........

i still have about 12mm left.........

Shame RIP..he was 80 odd......where has all the time gone ?..............still think about Miss Roselyn...tho................ had the odd sleepless night over her and that gorgess one that is now in the house of lords...in those days she could look thro' my window anytime she wanted...

trust you to lower the tone.. ...nothing to do with fat sarah...cause she hasnt enuff ground clearance...

just rub off what comes off....cook em slow, so they dont break up....soft enuff to mash /break up with the back of the fork into the gravy ..

i posted something similar....BBC reporter............"the fire started inbetween 12 and midnight".............

im so touched...........

its yours ...rub it as hard as you want...

youve already have it..................print it out and frighten the rats away with it ,...

yeah ..thats the one.........

With all this damn terror stuff and EU carp and agression going on.......i have just listened to the new Irish Teashop with T May @ 10 downing Eire...will be important in how we deal with the Brexit issue............and seeing the new Teashop for the first time i thought what a nice decent sort of person to do buisness with....he has warmth and a good sense of humour...i bet him and May will get on well together....bet she is feeling quite relieved it makes such a differance having someone positive to deal with.............he is definatly the "glass half full person"....and is talking about good opportunities ...and a better relationship with UK than in the past............ Now that is what we need in this world, im pleased it has come from the Irish....and it just makes the world feel better.......

NFN..................

not the sort i want.. yeah ...he is marrided to his granny.............

when i was abroad.....and we were doing chicken...on an oil drum bbq..(with a lid).....the chicken was done in a pressure cooker first....when it came out it looked like a dead baby. then we used to dump it into a sweet spicy bucket of stuff which contained beer....honey....plum jam...chilli.....worster sauce....tomatoe puri.....mashed onion ...sugar... open up the bbq....(not too hot)....chuck on half a handful of Hickory sawdust that had been soaking in water.....chuck on the meat that was covered in the sticky stuff from the bucket cook until crispy with the lid closed....to allow the smoke to infuse with the meat........get it out and eat..... dont use pine sawdust....or anything that has been cut by a chainsaw....(chainlube in it)....and yes i do know people who have done this..

ohh you are easily pleased...you old softy .....sorry i cant type my manifesto....it would involve sex therapy on the NHS...filling in the channel tunnel...etc... i better go now before i get carried away

lets just see what he does............he has a chequered history...swinging from capitalism to socialism...then" middleism "............

there was a report that the dry risers were stuffed as yobs had been nicking the brass couplings for scrap..........

think what people get mixed up about is when the charities put the collections out to contract.....(not so much now as people have cottoned on to it).....the contractor takes a massive cut and in the end the final reciepient is lucky if they see 10 pence in the pound....even less im led to believe

the hotter the weather gets ...the more this will happen..............