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PC Futrett

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  • Birthday 17/08/1956

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  1. You obviously have not seen the Jasper Carrot sketch. "There is only one way to get rid of a mole" Wait till dark, sit on a Deck chair in the middle of your garden. A side by side with a maglite torch strapped to it..............BOOOOOM! You could trap them and skin them to make your very own original moleskin trousers.
  2. I can not believe I found this stuff on a site http://www.popculturemadness.com/Music/Sho...ting-Songs.html Shot In The Dark - Ozzie Osbourne (For the twilight foxers) Happiness Is A Warm Gun - Beathes (For the pigeon shooters) Run Joey Run - David Geddes (Rolf Harris theme song) and my favourite Love Gun - Kiss (For that special night in with the wife)
  3. You could try Ebay................well you can get rid of anything on there
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    Mr Pieman Senior

    May I join the lenghtening list and offer my sympathies to you and you family. The pain never goes away but then neither do the memories. Its the memories that make you strong by being able to look back on the happier times you had together. Loosing someone close to you is always hard but all I do is close my eyes and imagine them there beside you smiling.
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    PC Futrett

    Thank you all for you kind comments, My good lady is cooking me a special meal and my son, daughter and son in law are joining me for a few drams. Thanks again lads & lasses
  6. There they go again lowering the tone of the conservation again. No I am not of the checkered cloth nor am I a mason. (That will put cat amoung the pigeons) B) How can you guys manage to look up to shoot pigeons if you are always watching your crotch
  7. I think the opinion here is "if in doubt get flocked"
  8. If Badgers are protected shouldn't a government official be standing beside them? Just think thinning out two types of vermin with one shot. Now thats what I call conservation.
  9. I got mine because I am a computer engineer, Futrett is a Scots slang word for Ferret. I like ferreting around inside computers hence PC Futrett
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    jokes

    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy replied, "Beer, Football and large breasted women." "But what's that got to do with anything"
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    jokes

    A farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces". The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres". The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays". The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere." The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere." The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?". The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30". The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce!
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    .22 cal HW97K

    They are all 12ft lbs otherwise you would need an FAC
  13. Trouble with the filters is you can not spot the diference between sheep cows and rabbits at long range if the field is populated. Prefer to shoot them with a sun tan using the white hot light.
  14. Myself and my shooting partners walk with a lamps clipped on top of the scopes. Gives you a bit of excersise as well as a good bag some nights. When out in the landy we have modified it with a sun roof at the back so the shooter stands rifle ready and the driver uses lamp that is fitted on a swivel through the roof. If all 3 of us are out in the landy then only one gun is shooting it's safe and everyone knows what everyone else is doing.
  15. I believe myself and Cranfield had this discission some time ago. It is illegal to discharge any firearm 1 hour after sunset except where you have written permission from the landowner to use said firearm for the purpose of vermin control.
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