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Hey don't get bitchy with me, sorry if i offended i was just giving my opinion which i thought this forum was all about and I told you it wasn't my dog.

Oh **** did that happen to me last tues? No it couldn't have, i've got great taste. :yp:

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I saw a pit bull cross in action one day, it was only 13 months old and it was deadly on foxes. it wasn't mine though, i consider lurchers a liability incase it turned on a child. the one that i saw that day went for the terrier as it came out of the hole (the terrier was black so it can't have mistaken it for a fox), it was only good luck that the handler got it of the terrier.

Lovely looking pup.

On still summer days i sit under a flight line a few fields behind my house and pop away at rooks and jackdaws all day.

Are you actually serious col pol that these decoys work?

Has anyone on here ever ate rook? I saw "A cook on the wild side" one night and Mr Witingstall (Don't Know if thats spelt right) was cooking it and he said it was very nice. But then again in my personal opinion that man would eat **** if you told him he could put it in his larder. :yp:

I hope you weren't boasting there red

I think it would be a waste of money, stick to the decoys

I wouldn't care what it tasted like, i couldn't put fox in my mouth.

Its not to good this one i can't get any information about the king of all dogs: the springer

nearly all them things are so true, i can relate to them, brilliant :yp:

Welcome marlin

welcome skywalker you'll def enjoy this site

congratulations, im glad you enjoyed yourself reddeer

Widgeon callers are excellent. But also damp polystirene on glass is pretty effective.

Well how many did you shoot pigeon decoyer?

What kind of stupid ****ers are they flying that close to a shooting ground. :*) It would have took a heavier shell to nail that bird red

You are a very wierd young fella red.

Why don't you ask someone to come and shoot the crows for you, it will both scare them and get rid of them? this will result in both parties being happy

Here here

Do you wanna phone a friend? Its a good job you didn't use your lifelines wasn't it

32% accuracy, nothing to be poud of. great game though

He is some mover