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  1. basically im fed up with have two **** speakers in the landy that cant handle any bass. looking to get rid of one of the seats in the back and replace with a sub and amp etc, also want to fit some 6x9s in the back somewhere. can anyone recomend me some decent kit, that aint to pricey. cheers flash
  2. possibly some sort of kinky heart shaped branding tool be afraid, be very afraid
  3. moretonhampstead. go to bicton college and got permission to ferret the whole of campus
  4. basically, my mate and his brother got pulled over about 6 months ago towing a caravan behind there series land rover, its quite a dodgy looking beast which is why they got pulled they had the tank dipped etc and there were camera men filming. asked why and was told it was for a program called road wars. its was quite a boring incident for both parties, so my mates brother thought he would liven it up a bit so went into the back of his truck and produced his pet adult raccoon called vince. tame as you like and is an awesome little beast. the police and cameramen loved it. just been told by another mate that it was shown at the weekend. did anyone see it by chance, and knows where we can see a re run of it? on the net if possible. cheers flash
  5. exactly, and the great thing is the breasts fit perfectly in each section of the toaster lol gd times
  6. had a bit of an incident with the head warden of my agricultural college and a pigeon. basically, my mate shot a pigeon on his farm during his afternoon off of college. he brought it back cause of our friends has a phobia of them lol long story. while standing at the smoking shelter holding this bag with a pigeon in it, a mate had a funny idea. go into the social and ask them for a pigeon bit box (deep fried pigeon bits with chips,lovely aint it lol ), so she did and the lady behind the counter through a paddy. maybe wasnt a good idea lol we then took it up to my halls and plucked and breasted it. and then used the cheese toastie maker to fry it, whith a touch of salt and pepper. tasted absolutely gorgeous. the feathers and body were then put in a plastic bag and put in the bin which would be changed the day after. then during break today i was confronted by the head warden. asked if i had anything to do with the pigeon that was brought into the social, which i admited to. and then accused me of having a firearm on campus, which i was shocked by. obviously i didnt, which i told him, although i dont think he believed me for some reason. he then proceeded to tell me off for bringing the pigeon on site, and then told it was illegal to shoot wood pigeon as they are protected. at which point i proceeded to laugh at him. then told him they werent as they are a huge pest to farmers lol tried persuading him i was right, but he said he had checked the net and also asked an animal care lecturer(what a joke). i said i wouldnt do it again, and also promised to never cook pigeon breasts in a mates cheese toastie maker, which he did not find amusing, but half the college did which i think ****** him off lol also at this point we asked why it was wrong to bring it on site to cook. to which his reply was "well you wouldnt go out and shoot a cow and then cook it would you?", the funny thing was most of my mates standing there are farmers, to which they all replied "err yes we do" lol just thought id give you all a chuckle and something to read. it makes me laugh looking back on it lol still cant believe he thought they were protected lol
  7. college is not good for drinking, wednesday is student nite in exmouth so were out most weeks. cheep cheep drinks, weatherspoons do pints of ale for a quid regularly, and relatively cheap lager. then onto the bars for some shots etc and then onto the club. one of the clubs is a quid a shot for anything so its a cheap night. and then thursdays are generally disco nights, this basically equals a bottle of vodka mixed with tescos KICK. evil stuff but ive gotten quite used to it. well and trully gets u blatted and i generally dont have a hang over, only after i start mixing lol while ago was working at the plymouth oktoberfest, my pay for both days was as much ale as i could drink and as much hog roast as i could eat. now that was an epic day, me and mate working the bar were well and trully blatted by 10 30 lol cant really remember most of the day lol
  8. well im 19 with a mental age of alot less and i love it i dont grow up, i just get bigger toys woop
  9. i can advertise it far and wide for sure. local rag, gun shops etc, college. insurance wise i think my uncle is covered from his pheasent shooting business.
  10. basically, the aniversary of my mum passing away from breast cancer was yesterday.Both me and my cousin have decide that we are going to put on a charity event. being both country boys weve decided the best way for us would be to organise a charity clay pigeon shoot with a pig roast or similar food. we have access to the land, shotguns, clays, traps, spit roast equipment, the meat(sisters partner is a butcher), and a barn for the meal. how difficult would it be to organise this? my uncle has insurance for this kind of thing due to his business, dartmoor shooting and hawking. cheers flash
  11. land rover defender all the way had to fix a few things but nothing important really. easy to maintain, and cheap as well. does around 30mpg on the motorway. awesome off road, and easy and cheap to mod. this is my beast having a play (ignore whats written on the door lol, a jealous corsa owner was bored ) and this is what i would love to own 4.2 litre turbo diesel in a 90 with 44" super swamper tyres, absolutely nuts off road lol
  12. it is some awesome stuff. go to the cider making meets at the farm, basically just drink as much as you want for free lol. and then find somewhere to kip, been known to sleep in the hay loft lol
  13. if u want cider then try whay im on whiscome suicider, to friends we get it at 13% good times, public get it at 9%
  14. im a greenwood worker in training. study it as part of my national diploma in countryside managment. so far made a stool and a spoon lol is very satisfying and relaxing.
  15. we got over a foot down here on dartmoor, and supposedly more to come
  16. flash

    Farmers!!!

    im semi in agriculture. study countryside managment at an agriculture college. help on mates farms, driving tractors, helping in the parlours etc most of my mates are farmers sons and daughters, so spend alot of time around there farms shooting and offroading. wish i lived on a farm and had been brought up on one, but sadly im a forces brat lol
  17. i have a defender 90 with a 300tdi in it. only mods are snorkel, frint diff guard, steering guard(still to be fitted) and mud terrains. it gets used for shooting and playing in the mud which is my other hobby. got plans for some more mods including a lift, rock sliders, bigger mud terrains, and a winch eventually. here she is quite clean: and here she is doing what i do best............getting stuck
  18. i really feel for u mate, went through the same with mum who passed away at 45 from the same cancer, it trully sucks. i really hope you can keep it together for yours and the childrens sakes. good luck with everything you do cheers flash
  19. oh look as well as arrogant, hes also a snob. whats wrong with using my dads guns then? seeing as im in education at the moment, i cant justify buying my own/getting my own license, even though i payed for my own shotgun, although its on my dads license. basically your just a very petty person, who cant understand when hes wrong. damn i wish i was as cool as your are, but sadly that will never be
  20. another what? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .another person with respect for the quarry
  21. so basically your ****** off that some "teenagers" pisse don your bonfire, and corrected what you had written. most people can take it ont he chest, and understand where they have gone wrong.
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