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Yorkshire Pudding

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  1. Ozz I have taken 'em . Full colour dreams Another side effect that we can not mention here . 40 cigs a day marly reds , no fags , fags . 40 - 0 in 5 days . No second head . 10 months in , and had more stress than you can even think about . Try vat , bank , theft , loosing house , wife kids . Still not smoking . Go fella , it's great . all the best yis yp
  2. To all of those that wish to spend 420 seconds of time listening . Now here is to the next 3 days wondering about the lyrics . all the best yis yp
  3. Harnser There are 10 people who understand binary those that do and those who don't . all the best yis yp
  4. Fm Did the ol %^&* send you the one about the knickers ? all the best yis yp
  5. Off up to Kettlewell in the next couple of days , and i have heard that the Wharfe has bounty a plenty for a fellow who has a few "pots." Would the Wharfe around Kettlewell have anything to offer ? Or should i look further afield ? all the best yis yp
  6. Listen up ! ^^^^^^^^^^^ Also if the electrics have a little cough , and sneeze . You'll wet yourself . Nice idea , but at 3K get 4 disco's with a year's mot on 'em . When one starts to show signs of going Pete tong . Look for your next , buy it and start flogging the bits off the bad un . all the best yis yp
  7. Poo It takes some removing . And sticks like hell to blankets . all the best yis yp :blink:
  8. F-in L MC Grigson is a pig !!! Sort a proper recipe out with a proper bird . Lawson she's a good un ! all the best yis yp :blink:
  9. TOP TIP !!! Pick the flowers in the morning because in the afternoon they smell like cat P all the best yis yp :(
  10. Hopefully this might help , as i do not have a f-pipe scooby doo what you have typed . I guess your first language is NOT English . Do you think the chickens might be going through a moult ? Or do you think they might be diseased ? all the best yis yp
  11. Christ Kieth I looked forward to your input on this one . I'll go , yeah it was like watching my beloved whites , but i'll take the point and the goal . Come on . all the best yis yp
  12. Just returned home from the fish shop . Been cooking them all day , so it's not often i eat 'em but if i do it's on a friday . all the best yis yp
  13. Aye that wor dead reet ! No need to ****** abart ganin out a Yorkshire . all the best yis yp
  14. And don't forget the ... Plumbing/gardening/painting/driving job you'll be able to get . all the best yis yp
  15. Ok fella's try and keep with me here . I have to go to a cognitive therapist (CT) for my anger managemnt issues ( no laughing or i'll kick yer ****in head in ) A long story that consists of loads of stress , blowing my stack big style , handing myself in , and then a visit to the docs . Nothing came of my violent outburst , nobody reported an attack , so as far the police are concerned "nothing" took place . But to cover my behind a bit i went and spoke to the doctor about my behaviour . He suggested i speak to a CT . How will this affect my sgl when it comes time to renew ? all the best yis yp
  16. Or you could try this bloke http://danmoodyhunting.com/index.html He will make sure your hunting trip is up close and personal with youe quarry , be warned though if you can't stand the sight of blood or the smell of a pigs breath then this is not for you . all the best yis yp
  17. SCOTLAND ..... DOH :unsure: all the best yis yp
  18. Yup ! read here http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/ind...howtopic=125881 all the best yis yp
  19. My word "You can't give booze or fags to a baby , unless of course it's baby booze " all the best yis yp
  20. I don't believe it , somebody from Liverpool whining about something . My God that'll be a first . Can see the headlines in the broadsheets , "Whinging Scouse found , Scientists baffled" Sorry MM just noticed your from the Wirral . all the best yis yp
  21. It's a .22 As to the other question well , i would'nt know , it's me mates gun . But he did say it will drop elephants at 75 meters . Slide us a pm with your number and i will get him to ring you . all the best yis yp
  22. GUNPOWER STEALTH Heavily modified stealth 12" twink moderator 24" walther barrel bipod tasco scope 3-9x44 "cheapy scope" modified guts Bottle works £400ish All mods done by twink ADVERTISING FOR A MATE PLEASE PM. LOCATION PONTEFRACT WF8 *** all the best yis yp ;yp:
  23. Rangers , Celtic . There is a reason why they do not grace the English league . It's 'cos we have enough problems without religion coming into it . Lets face it , i will hold my hands up . I love football hotspots . I have seen/enjoyed many football games in the uk and over seas . Thinking about it , come on you sweaty socks , an your bog trotting mates lol . Fella's keep calm . It's all a joke . Even Scottish fitba . Come on ! all the best yis yp
  24. BNP Jewthanasia – Say Sieg Heil for your race . Google it , you will be shocked . all the best yis yp
  25. Got in from work half an hour ago and announced to mrs yp , that i want a divorce . Looks like a tidy friday night in . all the best yis yp
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