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MMMM Triumph . Sorry thought you would have understud . all the best yis yp

OI trumpton . It's like this , 'tis there problem . Name and shame the Landy dealer , is it a main dealer or an other trader ? all the best yis yp

You must really enjoy those red hot cartridges , flying past your face . I personally would not like to shoot a r/h semi auto shooting off my left shoulder . all the best yis yp :yp;

Thats a croc. Ask your teacher for an explaination , as as far as your "limited knowledge" can extend a pound of lead weighs as much as a pound of rice . all the best yis yp EDIT " Rising demand can outstrip supply by out-pacing ability to supply the demand. If your coal mine (with for example, © 3 Million tons available coal)has 2 guys and can only dig out 2 tons a day and demand is 3 tons a day........simplistic but does that help ?" Henry great point !!!!! As its a geography essay that will do nicely . If it was an economics essay the answer would be employ another fella that can dig a ton a day .

Lube is for pussys . DOH second time this week i've posted twice , but this was worth repeating lol all the best yis yp

Lube is for pussys . all the best yis yp

Ey-up jimlad Sorry to hear about your spot of bother , but its nice to have you back "in the fold." all the best yis yp

Run the useless sacks of organic fertilizer over , and when you do , make sure you get out of your car and beat 'em to death with the "hair dryer" they are holding . I will post a fine tale about a "fella" that came to the village i have lived in for 30 odd years of me life . But it's late for me. I'll post tomorrow . P.S. if your name is kieth lawernce of **village** where i live , Ex-parish councillor , you may enjoy this . But i'd like you to have a go for a liable post . all the best yis yp :yp:

Axe chill out , it was a light hearted bit of humour , which you have missed by a mile . Sorry that you have never been hit with the humour stick . I have a mate called Mark with tourette's and when he's on a "good" day and not depressed as hell , he would have laughed at the humour posted on here . ************** all the best yis yp :yp:

2.05 1st 8 Sizing Europe (IRE) 6-1 2nd 9 Somersby (IRE) 4-1 3rd 5 Osana (FR) 14-1 Tote Win £6.90 Pl £2.40, £1.80, £5.00, EX £26.50 SF £27.05 Tricast £321.92 Winning Jockey A E Lynch Winning Trainer H de Bromhead Distances 3/4l, 1 3/4l Captain Cee Bee 5-2 fav 12 ran Weighed In yup Somersby was 2nd . all the best yis yp

Whats your mam doing with 2 blokes watches ? Looks like a free bump . all the best yis yp

The quicker you **** OFF to uni the better , if you want the rats , sorted out . Why not go to the local farming supplier and buy some poision . all the best yis yp

Thats all i get when i try to get in , database error . all the best yis yp :o

It'll save you wearing your tongue out anyway . How does it work , i'll pay a £10er to the P.W charity of the mo , for a film of anybodys lady friend using it . all the best yis yp

Skimming heasd £90 up here at a very good engineers ! Head gasket ... You need a genuine one £70 ish New stretch bolts for the head £30 max for the lot . A flush new Oil , new coolent £40 HAYNES MANUAL £19 or borrowed from that building with loads of books in ...... err ... whats it called oh i know WATERSTONES free lol all the best yis yp P.S. What engine size how many doors an how much ?

MPT1 This statement always boils my wee wee . People died to give us the choice to vote or not . If everybody had to/was made to vote , then it would be a totalitarian state . As such , it would be pointless voting . I will be spoiling my vote again this year , as i do most years , can't even vote BNP seeing as they now are a bunch of shirt lifters . all the best yis yp

Nice looking knife , just started my first one . An all i can say about the job is it's a lot of hard work . I'm making a blade out of an old butchers knife i had thats handle and tang have fallen off . Best of luck with your sale . all the best yis yp

I'm very sorry but i can't help it mate , i love motorbikes but ........ ROTFPMSL !!!!! POST OF THE YEAR IN THE 4X4 . all the best yis yp

Bloody hell , who took that picture , there's some fat bloke on a puffters rowing boat , spoiling the view of an orange buoy . I am a member of the "If your taking pictures at sea make sure there is always no fat blokes in the way of any orange floating things " society . all the best yis yp

Nah i vote you have AIDS ! Or the start of the Ebola virus . all the best yis yp

Eating a kebab is also fun when your drunk ! all the best yis yp

Holy cat doo doo , that was almost believable up until that "bird" was driving the F1 car and did'nt crash , i mean come on ! all the best yis yp

LMAO . Not yet Kieth , theres still time . all the best yis yp

All female audience tonight from the center of Pakistan sorry Dewsbury . The programme is usually full of erm how do i say it ... Well you know , can anybody guess how much RHUBARB is going to be spoken tonight ? all the best yis yp

How about on HERE , just for a start ! Edit !!!!! You have !!!! But we need more details . all the best yis yp