Jump to content

Gungadin

Members
  • Posts

    52
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Contact Methods

  • Website URL
    http://
  • ICQ
    0

Profile Information

  • From
    Weymouth
  1. [url http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wiltshire/5062254.stm/] clicky[/url]
  2. 3 Gun police approved safe 1325 x 201 x 221 mm as new ,buyer collects because of weight. £60.00. Gun not included
  3. Gungadin

    E-Mooned

    We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: means a smile and is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes: (_!_) a regular *** (__!__) a fat *** (!) a tight *** (_*_) a sore *** {_!_} a swishy *** (_o_) an *** hole (_x_) kiss my *** (_zzz_) a tired *** (_E=mc2_) a smart *** (_$_) Money coming out of his *** (_?_) Dumb *** ..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo. oo*" "*o.o*" "*o. o o *o .o o 'o o o o. o o o o \o/ o o --0-- o o. /o\ o o o o o o o o o oo oo o oo oo. oo oo 'ooo. oo. ooo o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o o. """"" oo """"" o 'o oo o' o oo o 'o o o* o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o You have just been e-mooned!
  4. In order to assist other motorists in identifying potential dangerous drivers, it is now compulsory for anyone with a lower than average IQ and driving ability to display a warning flag. The flag, (comprising of a red cross on a white background), will be attached to the top of at least one door of their vehicle. For drivers of exceptionally low mental ability, additional flags are required.?
  5. Apple eMac.Best computer have ever had. Had it over a year and its never crashed .
  6. Ricoh Caplio R1.Small lightweight and easy to use and the macro is really good. See here [url http://www.ricoh.co.uk/products/showrecord...W=11&camefrom=/] clicky
  7. Just spoken with KTT,item is now sold
  8. Do All clay trap in as new condition,only been used once. Box of orange clays plus a few extra (170approx).Because of the total weight, buyer would be better picking up,as the postage woud be expensive. £100.
  9. This site does it,Iv'e got my shotguns on it. http://uk.freeads.net/ Go to Leisure Sports and then Shooting
  10. Gungadin

    ben doon

    Will Young, Robbie Williams and Kylie Minouge went for a night on the town. As they left the nightclub, Kylie slipped and got her head stuck between the railings of the fence opposite the club. Robbie decided to take full advantage of this and lifted up her little skirt and gave her a good seeing to. "Its your turn now, Will", grinned Robbie but Will started crying. Robbie asked "Why are you crying, Will? What's wrong?" Will sobbed, "My head won't fit between the railings!"
  11. The Miroku is the 3800 28'' barrels and its fixed choke,if your near Weymouth why not call in and see me.Send me a PM Cheers Probably 60 or 70 for the carts
  12. Gungadin

    Duck

    What the duck? A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any ****** bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any ***** bread, ask me again and I'll nail your ****** beak to the bar you irritating ****** bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?"
  13. No problem,have a few friends of mine that might be interested in some things,but will keep you informed
×
×
  • Create New...