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Not even the one with the cowboy that shoots up the sheriff?

As i said, we gold plate. We make a rod for own back when we implement EU directives.

Yep! Would be good to renegotiate some terms though. The EU does very well out of us so we must have some clout even if we have lost our triple A battery.

EU environmental directives have saved us from ourselves. I'm loathe to admit it, but it's true. We were tge dirty man of Europe. Typical UK style Though, we went at it like a bull at a gate and gold plated them, consequently nobody really knows how to be fully compliant, and execution can be clumsy and /or over zealous for fear of EU fines. They have the power to bend us over if we drop the ball. Bad? Nope, not in my opinion. The uk has never been cleaner since 0500 hrs on the first day of the industrial revolution. (The fact we have no industry is obviously a somewhat uncomfortable irony though LOL). Every sector has had a shake up. EU membership has been a gift that we might sneer at now, but give it a couple of generations and it will be a different story. It comes at a cost but its for the greater good.

I suppose ideology comes easy when theres no chance of actually having to take the tiller. He's a national treasure. Same as Docherty, a beautiful English mess.

Mr Winston, given your stated sexual preferences i must urge that you avoid Dave at all costs. He emits what can only be described as the fugg of creeping death with the gusto of the opening barrage of the the Somme.

As much as i've tried, i cant being myself to hate him. He is a proper plum, but ultimately he's hilarious and harmless. Same with Mozz, cant bear what he stands for but he says it with such conviction i am completely seduced by his weird ways. That is power!

One of the noisier appliances, i agree. Proper student slayer that one!

I carry my dogs on the fore end loader, they seem to prefer the bucket rather than the bale spike.

I say!!!! Good call! Out of two........

. Has he got 1400 years experience? If he hasn't i'd suggest he comes back with at least a millennium under his belt, not many engineers are any good on the mid medieval appliances.

I wish i could do linkies, this thread is crying out for The Fall - Container drivers :-)

I used to have a french boiler, it smoked non stop and didnt like firing up in the morning but i couldnt fault her two way valve.

I have used vinegar in the past. Clean and green.

Tool theft is bad, bad karma. Something very wrong about depriving a man of his living. I would never buy hooky tools.

Yes, they are guidelines used by the gavvers to ascertain whether you are speeding or not.

Two people were slung out of my course, one for bad toood and one for profanity. I must admit i thought it was worthwhile. I really noticed the difference in fuel consumption as i was doing nearly a thousand miles a week at the time. Quality. Laughed my lad off.

How? Is it made if chocolate?

+1

I haven't been run over once this week as it happens.

Its all about the Union. Together we stand. (!)

Same as that. It scares me. We need to cut the jocks some slack for the sake of the union but it cant be just for the sake of electioneering. They need us and we need them. Thats what the union is all about isnt it?

Feeling dat! I must admit though that i have a certain cynicism towards folks that buy in. If i go out and do fifty notes on an Estwing hammer it makes me no more a joiner than the next man. I see clowns turn up on the beach packing proper Romney Marsh carbon (RIP Terry C) and they aint got a scooby.

two cars??? I can get ten good ones for that. My last £750 'end of life' motor came with full service history and a magic tree. WINNING!!!

You didnt, but you did derive a schoolboy pleasure from pertaining to enjoy blatting the object of the drivers obsession. You started it Malcolm derek zero. (Lol) (.... He added)