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How will you account for the extra miles and loss of signal for a period? Hire a van mate.

I'll send you my Genus catalogue if you like big bags.

Floella Benjamin.

Congratulations Scully, must be a wonderful feeling. I remember my old fella getting uncharacteristically emotional when he dropped me at college. He said how proud he was. I dunno why, i proper messed my A levels up and only just managed to get on an HND. I didnt burst his bubble, instead i took the opportunity to fess up to some damage caused to his gaff whilst they were on holiday the week prior. Had i told him at the time it would have been a dry slap for sure.

Oh yes! The famous photo of her on stage in just a tee shirt. I would post but it would probably result in a life ban.

No, they had to use an impotent double in the end. Ags (as i used to call her) was flattered at first but by take 78 she'd had enough. Lucky you! She's still got it. A lass like that never looses it, same with Mirren.

That one out of Dempsey and Makepeace. Phroar!!!! Dear one out of Dempsey and Makepeace, I suspect you are probably a memeber on here and I thought nothing ventured, nothing gained, so here goes!!! I know a great place near Rye that does a wonderful 78 item breakfast, if you are free tomorrow why dont we hook up and have one? I've got to nip up the orthadontists in Ashford later in the morning so if youre okay sitting in the car for half an hour (i'll leave the radio on obviously) afterwards we can have a look round town and squeeze in a few flat lagers in Wetherspoons whilst shouting at the quiz machine. I should imagine by that stage of the day you'll be getting pretty revved up and I'll be having to beat you off with a feculant smeared stick, so I propose we get a room and go at it hammer and tongs for the rest of the day. Sound alright? If you are not available I'd be grateful if you could give your female costar a heads up as she was a bit of alright also. Cheers

I have always had a thing for Moss, especially when she's giving it full Bardot.

And Logans run. Hell fire!

I give this max eight pages.

. They say that one takes off or lands every two seconds so its hardly surprising. Labradors were statistically the most dangerous dogs in the UK for a while. Nothing to do with temperement, loads of people had them. I think it was in the mid eighties.

Selina Scott. All day, every day including sundays and bank holidays.

They dont. One is currently on its 18th page.

I have never flown on a commercial flight. Im not scared of flying, clocked a few hours with cadets and loved it. The thought of getting a flight fills me with utter dread. It was lockerbie that did it. People found naked strapped in their seats, it was reported that some were still locked in embrace. Awful.

I had one signed off as Sir Dr kolo.

Do you disable all your cookies periodically?

I'm back on the shelf so pop down here fella. I'll get some Breezers in and we can watch my brokeback mountain box set. Quality!

Have you tried inverting the flux capacitor?

Nice work. I always wanted a meccano set but the closest i got was a whack plastic version woth reuseable plastic rivets. Everything i made looked cack. The rivets were the same calibre as a gatt gun. Within an hour of this discovery it was impossible to make anything owing to lack of rivets.

On news now. Hells teeth.

You could set up a luxury smash a plate stall at the school fete? Have you got any Faberge eggs for ammo? (I hope this helps)

Anyone for red snapper ?

It will be Berty Basset next. He's into allsorts.

I love the randomness of PW.

I still haven't forgiven the magpies for smashing the granny out two wren nests when they were days from flying. I was of the live and let live camp until that point.