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Well there you have it, Freezer blocks don’t work!

Security at a hospital, spent a lot of time waiting with patients who were under section for transport to become available, sometimes it was days. I was often called to a “viewing” where people had died under suspicious circumstances but the family believed the soul would leave the body & it had to be home with family within a certain amount of time. My job was to stop them stealing said body and/or dancing around with it above their heads. Flashing their boobs was a common tactic of distraction but under the circastamces it never did it for me ? Also once had a modelling job where I had to be dressed as a geek & pose with a mannequin for a German film promotion, it even made one of those viral countdowns “Geeks with Hot chicks” ??‍♂️

Can someone put the hamster on the wheel please, signed up at 1pm yesterday ?

I used cbd Gold in vape form as had general aches & pains from being on a building site all day & within 2 days they were gone & so was my insomnia ?

They do or they did up to a couple of years ago let you through if you were of certain age & not up to micheif, other police vehicles would patrol the village but not go near St Nic's church.

Easy! BASC & RW! (readers wives)

If it's cold I'll put another layer of clothing on & when I'm hungry I'll go get a Kebab, I wont need tea as I have beer & vodka!

Replace one of the coats with a matching hat & umbrella

I'm not really into this new D&B stuff, I think it's going the same way that Hardcore did when D&B split away from Jungle but with D&B & Dubstep, It's all a bit cheesy. Some of the more Jump -up or old style intelligent stuff is still good from the likes of Mutt, Blame, Nu-tone etc but imo if it has a Flanger Guitar effect running through it then 9/10 times it's going to be cack.

The guy from the Kebab shop?

Katy, if you have typed your name into google to see who is gossiping & have somehow come to this page, can I have first dibs for the rebound

That sounds like some game of pictionary your having

I might give up again, lasted over 2 years before. My main problem with giving up is that I probably like it more than I need it

I'm trying to get one of my birds to come to hand! Shouldn't be to hard, she's from Essex

I'm glad to finally be off the site, I wouldn't go back unless it was for the ladies beach volleyball

A mate of mine had been with his Mrs for years & have a son of about 6 years old together, she was a bit of a fitty when they met apparently & put on loads of weight not long after. Last year she had a gastric band fitted & again become a bit of aright & started getting attention from other blokes, wanted to relive her youth & obviously get a good seeing to so she kicked him out & he lost everything. He gave her at least £50 a week for his son & has him every weekend, Friday to Sunday night & buys him clothes etc. One week he was skint due to people owing him money, he's a self employed lad & assured her she would get it on Monday & she kicked off that she needed the money to go out. He was still in love with the girl & trying to do everything to keep her happy but we managed to get through to him that he's giving her money for his son on a Friday & she's drinking it & meeting other blokes & to give it to her every Monday when she actually has the boy as she doesn't need it when he's not there. She went to the CSA & after providing his details etc he now officially only has to give her £23 a week

If there's no music, no sport on the TV & no standing at the bar then you may as well be at home

I believe this is to do with a scam where "Microsoft" call your home & tell you your pc has a virus, they ask you do do a few steps & follow a link on their website that gives them Remote Access permission

Booze & Birds I'm looking forward to the Olympics, all these fit foreign ladies around wanting to sample some Cockney

The Devil with my new work contract!

If casting in a field to practice get a couple of old tennis balls & put the lead inside so you can see it easily & it wont bury into the mud, also makes the retrieve easer I found Pendulum casting with a multi a pain to get to grips with at first so I went into it slowly by gradually changing my angle of overhead casting. My problem weren't distance as I could get 100 yards without trying, it was the timing of letting go as my tackle would land 30 yards out but 70 yards to my right

Park your car somewhere else so she's doesn't know your definitely there & she can't decorate it for you

Why do they keep the pepper spray in a mini fire extinguisher mixed with Tango