Peterchapman

Jesus all lloyd needs is a broom sticking out from you know were and he's got the lot ern.

Sorry I missed your birthday ern + johny, Belated many happy returns and hope you had a good one. PC.

Hi PP, If you take a piece of glass and a piece of polystyrean? foam (the stuff they use for packing parcels) and an old rabbit skin, (down wind is best but you don't know from which direction they will come, hence rabbit skin to cover your scent) squeik the foam on the glass and you can bring them almost up to you. Try it a bit before you go you will be suprised how much you can get it to sound like them. Good hunting. PC.

6:00 Alarm 6:15 B---job 6:30 Massive satisfiying dump while reading the sports section 7:00 Breakfast, rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked buxom wench 7:30 Limo arrives 7:45 Several whiskies on-route to airport 8:15 Flight in personal lear jet 9:30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (b---job en-route) 9:45 Play front nine (2 under per) 11:45 Lunch. Pie, chips and gravy, 3 largers and a bottle of Dom Perignon 12:10 B---job 12:15 Play back nine (4 under par) 14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskies) 14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo 15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude) 16:30 Land world record Marlin (1,800lbs on light tackle) 17:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by Elle McPherson 18:45 Sh-t, shower and shave 19:00 Watch news; Michael Jackson assassinated, marijuana and porn legalised 19:30 Dinner, lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953) big juicy steak followed by Ice cream served on a big pair of t-ts 21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day, England beating Germany 6-0 21:30 Line of coke, sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 22:00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snack and cleansing ale 23:30 A nightcap b---job 23:45 In bed alone 23:50 A 12 second **** which changes pitch 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday 8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants, open presents-expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil 10:00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer 12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 13:00 Catch sight of husband/boyfriends ex. and notices she has gained 7kg 15:00 Nap 16:00 Three dozen red roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer 16:15 Light work out at club followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body 17:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full-length mirror 19:30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers 22:00 Hot shower (alone) 22:50 Carried to bed, (freshly ironed, crisp, new white linen) 23:00 Pillow talk,light touching and cuddling 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms

Thank you guys for all the interest shown so far in my above post, and a big thank you to our hosts for a great site. PC.

Set of five interlocking Aluminium Lofting poles, 1x "T" bar branch head, 2x weighted lofters, (camo. in olive & black), carry bag. AS NEW, ex. Pinewood. £35=00 4x XL (5'--6'6") extending Aluminium Hide poles. with kick plates plus 4x Aluminium extending hide pole supports (camo. in Olive & Black). AS NEW, Ex. Pinewood. £40=00 1x Original "Withrange" magnet. Two long arms & two cradles, 12v dry cell battery & charger,canvas carry bag. AS NEW £100=00 5x flock coated decoys. AS NEW. £15=00 2x full body decoys. £6=00 1x full body decoy with detachable wings. £10=00 10x spring loaded props. NEW, £5=00 1x Lrg. Kitbag with 5 gallon drum seat. £5=00 1x Lrg. Backpack type kitbag containing large amount of new & used camo. netting, £20=00 1x XL. Camo Net suit: Trousers, top headnet, gloves, in Advantage Timber. AS NEW, £40=00 1x Leather & Canvas game bag with side netting. £15=00 1x Leather & Canvas Cartridge belt, 12G. £10=00 1x Leather 100 Cartridge bag. £38=00 500 Winchester GB No6 30gm. Cartridges.(not able to post, buyer collects) £30=00 1x Army ammo. box. (Holds 400 Cartg's) £3=00 2x Shotgun sleeves (1 camo as new s/skin lined) £5=00-----£10=00 1x 4 gun steel gun safe (police approved). H370cm-W26cm-D24cm. £45=00 1x Biakal 12g. n/e. o/u. F&M. £40=00 1X Hudson (Spanish) sbs. 12g n/e. 1/4 3/4. £25=00 All above are plus p&p, the guns must be shiped by a RFD. Everything has now been sold, Peter.