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tetlee

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  1. Looking at those lovely Autumn colours reminded me of some 'photos of a local country road in it's seasonal dress. All change.
  2. Stand back everyone, I'm first in the queue. Right Hampster, here's my address kindly pass it on to them please............
  3. Although scams are Perennial and bloom all year, I get the impression that as Yule approaches they increase. Apart from this forum and one other, I have little to do with the Internet or any social media and yet a letter promising cheap shares in a profitable business based in Ghana found it's way into my email account the other day....Damn! I missed a golden opportunity by not replying I suppose..
  4. From the revered BBC ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-41872427 ) Mr MacDonald of the SNP has remembered previous 'inappropriate behaviour' and handed his cards in....the threat of Inquisition has spread across the border obviously...That's the English and Scots.....Right! your turn Taffy...tell me all about Blodwyn look you now
  5. Whoooa! Hang on a minute, we're still on the boys and girls chapter, the boys v boys and girls v girls stories are for later consumption by a hungry public...
  6. Ah! So it was you, was it? I wondered who'd been fiddling with my shoe box lid........ Well lets all drink to Mavis ... God bless her. ...........
  7. " I am just waiting for the knock on the door." Me too Old'un, although I'm ashamed to say I'm probably in the clear, because Mavis Philpott who allowed me to feel her wobbly bits behind the school bike shed in 1959, has since snuffed it..
  8. Ok, what's the score here? Sir David Attenborough got a slagging off, and Lewis Hamilton got a forum verbal kicking. Don't even mention Anthony Joshua or Sir Billy Connelly....Has the Yorkshire Tourist Board muscled in on the forum or is Heaven really just 270 miles North of me??
  9. Weird, I was only recently looking at this site after a friend pulled out of what he called, a hookey caravan deal..Similar scams by similar people.. http://www.how2caravan.com/7-caravan-related-internet-scams-you-should-know-about/
  10. tetlee

    BLUE PLANET

    Absolutely brilliant! Every topic was a revelation to me, bird eating fish and Whales teaming up with Dolphins to hunt, amazing! Respect to the camera operators and all the team involved, but I think it's the old boy's passion and drive which at 91 still results in such quality TV programmes.
  11. Ref needs to stop it soon, Takam's on auto pilot now.. Ah! Stopped... One tough customer with a lion heart...
  12. A posh 'phone obviously, but I think you were done mate..when I tried the link it said...'Sign up with Google' Funny 'photo!! You've been had over...
  13. Happily, looking at AJ, none of that extra weight is blubber, there's no spare tyre... If he catches Takam about right it could be early Good night Vienna for the 'ol kiddie...
  14. I was thinking about this earlier having read something about AJ's public 'nice man' image and then saw he was over 18 stone. I'm sure AJ with all his victories, some lightning quick, hasn't fallen into the Mike Tyson trap. AJ says he's hungry still, I hope so because Takam definitely is and his years have nearly run out...Tyson took his foot off the accelerator prior to the fight, put on weight, became a 'personality' and 'Old' Buster Douglas knocked him out in 10 rounds in Tokyo in February 1990. The impossible happened.. I'm sure AJ has the right mind set though and will beat Takam. Just hope he doesn't let it go too long and get caught by a desperate Takam.
  15. Well, I hope you have had the regulation hair cut, otherwise you could end up in a re-education camp for 25 years....
  16. Two seconds of video then....Lobotomy required....FB demanding sign up and we'll let you see the rest...
  17. " - invites to have heart function test, aortic scan, bowel cancer (poo sticks) and flue jab*" As a long term retired old "Geezer," ( original word got starred out as it upset the sensitive forum censor machine ).. I venture to suggest that you take them up on those offers. Nothing to lose, everything to gain. I know 2 wrinklies who wouldn't be here now if they hadn't tottered off for their free tests, one of whom had such a high Cholesterol count that he was worth a fortune just for his fat content... As for the salesmen, bait them with a bit of sounding interested and let them rant on for a few minutes, them ask them if their offers also applies to declared bankrupts.....they tend to get extremely upset, but it's good fun..and they never ring back..
  18. Spoil sport...just working myself up to a high pitched whine and you go and ruin it......
  19. tetlee

    JFK

    Cancel..inappropriate post
  20. "how do you like your eggs in the morning...poached or fertilized" Brilliant! Wish I'd known that line 50 years ago...guaranteed a good slap or may be not...
  21. tetlee

    Deer's head

    Must be British Airways...looks like a dear flight..
  22. tetlee

    Deer's head

    There was a spate locally of heads, legs and even guts appearing in hedgerows. Eventually someone got spotted on CCTV crossing the railway line with a black plastic bin bag. Railway cops pounced and found a bloke with a Headless/legless Roe on the way to a car parked nearby. That's what made me suggest Poachers.
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    Deer's head

    Poachers possibly. Somewhere nearby may have been the lower legs. Deer, even a little Roe goes in a car boot easier minus his head and lower legs...
  24. Not sure what that was so I just shot it guv.... Fink it's one of them Duck fings...
  25. I'm in the same club..Been collecting a service pension since '99 and for nearly a decade a State Wrinkly pension too. Now I begin to wonder are they plotting my downfall? Free 'Flu jab 4 days ago...now firing on one cylinder!!! Dear Agony Aunt, Was it really a 'Flu jab? Are they trying to snuff me to save money??
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