I was doing a job for a lady one time and she mentioned she saw wild goats everytime she walked her dog on her land near her house. I offered to shoot one butcher it and share the meat and she was disgusted at the thought of eating a goat. The same lady loves travelling and considers herself an expert on cooking so I asked her had she ever had a lamb tagine in Morocco. Of course she said and started telling me about all the spices you need to make an authentic one. I then asked her had she ever seen a lamb in Morocco and as I did her husband spat coffee all over her to compound her misery.