MirokuMK70

We've just celebrated the birth, now to celebrate the execution!

If the rifle had been messed about with maybe it was dieseling- wouldn't that make a bang and flash?

Is that Mr Juan King by any chance?

Apparently no-one outside the south east has a career, has to commute or does unpaid overtime 🤣🤣🤣 now I'm off t'work int lard factory- not a minute more than I'm paid for mind. What a wally.

A moan

Given the trick that been blatantly pulled by the new owner, the council should make a point of rejecting any planning application that isn't a replacement for what has been lost...

God that looks good

I love detectorists. English comedy at its best. It wouldn't have got made anywhere other than here. I think he was a detectorist already and that's where the idea came from

If that's all it takes to close waters to wild swimming I'm going to train more attack pike...

To be honest if he/she is using Huw Jardons perversions to fund a crack habit, why would they? If you were their parent - estranged or not -wouldn't you intervene?

The dirty food chain: (In more ways than one) 1. The ignorant dog owners of the Midlands throw their poo bags into the signal Cray infested canal network. 2. The Cray's just love those poo bags. 3. The Zander eat the Cray's. 4. The CRT's chosen electrofishing contractor, MEM fisheries (coincidentally founded by the current CRT chief fisheries officer) are paid to catch the Zander and get paid twice by selling said Zander to dealers at Billingsgate market. (Coincidentally, when electrofished 'to remove Zander', specimen carp and pike also tend to disappear from the canals.) 5. The Zander are then sold to London restaurants where they are sold as "sea bass" to customers who have no idea they are enjoying recycled Leicestershire dog poo... Nice.

As an angler, I wouldn't eat anything that came out of our rivers and canals 🤢🤮

How many bunnies did you get with the browning?

Language evolves, it always has. Get over it...

You definitely got the chef's special sauce in your curry...🤮