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  1. im just going to offer crop protection from pigeons and rabbits also if they have stabbles then rats and other vermin shooting .... also if there not keen on me shooting them im going to ask about the use of ferrets.. so far on my maps i have about 20 odd farms marked out ...... would you also offer other services around the farm like labour work ? i also use to be a fabricator so that could come in handy who knows
  2. My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time passed until today I read his obituary. Obituary - Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. Author unknown
  3. Dear Dr.Phil, When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait &Tackle Shop, I got to talki ng to Sam, the shop owner who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us she always complains t hat I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore!And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists??? Thanks, PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught. . . . . . . . . . Dear Fisherman, Get rid of that narrow - minded wife. That's a nice pair of bass !!! DR. Phil
  4. cheers for the info every bit helps
  5. write i have my basc membership and some cards so im off door knocking later this week.. any good tips on what to say ? shirt and tie will be on so i wont be turning up looking like a member of the IRA
  6. Hello all would it be possible fr some tips on pigeon recon ... What would i need to be looking for if i was asked to do recce on some fields .. I take it i would be looking for flightlines how much pigeon traffic there was stuff like where they feed. What else would i be noting down on my map and note pad? cheers roadkill
  7. is this true about the four hour cycle as i might have some reacon work coming up
  8. yep my herbs are all ready just need some meat
  9. good going mate what kind of weight is there as i need to get hold of 1kg of minced lean rabbit meat so i am trying to work out how manny rabbits i will need
  10. WELCOME TO THE FORUM MATE , hope you enjoy ur stay ...
  11. welcome to the forum mate its full of a good bunch of ppl , lots to search and chat about ... have fun
  12. I THINK I WOULD DROWN HAHAHAHA
  13. Thats what I thought about doing, only didnt know who best to go to etc. do you just ring the police or is it best to go straight to a fire-arms officer? Not had much experiance with this and would prefer to remain anonymous also to be honest THE local area cop shop mate
  14. each to there own i just use it as practice
  15. yes i would report him as soon as i walked away its ppl like them that give our sport a bad name
  16. well i would love a beer but im on the night shift so im stuck here till 4.30 in the morning
  17. ur gun cant stop my snake
  18. roadkill

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    without meaning it be offensive, if you can't get there to knock doors, how do you plan to get there to shoot? you beat me to it
  19. roadkill

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    you could try but most would class it as spam best to go and knock face to face goes a long way
  20. just subscribe with Sporting Shooter for 12 months
  21. you have pm cheers roadkill
  22. yep i can see it now good pic
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