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soreshoulder

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  1. i guess so mate :blink: im in south-gloucestershire, near stroud i think
  2. soreshoulder

    joke

    There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
  3. i am going to be sharing with my gramp as he is buying my the gun ect- until im old enough to own it. is it ok if i share it with my brother- 18 and my gramp???
  4. soreshoulder

    eh??

    had to look twice at this one www.shootersexchange.com
  5. if i was shot in the head would i run about and jump???
  6. cool, well done, nice glasses :blink:
  7. hey ferret master, i think im near you, where abouts in chippenam are you
  8. hehe or toliet paper for the mother in law
  9. hehe, thats the best one ive heard all week
  10. mines that yoda thing ar message from the dark side there is. always makes me smile
  11. you always get the one, boy at our school who decides to wear his frog wellies to school Street cred now -4
  12. bloody 'ell, they shouldnt make these rope swings so high
  13. at frampton, the head of basc south-west - he even told me it was 17 , and then the clay shoot man told me it was 15 :blink:
  14. hi pretty new here, just about to turn 14 and i recently sent off for my sgc. im in the gloucestershire area, has anyone had any experience with the firearms department here, and, i keep getting mixed answers on what age i can go out unacommpanied, on my land. some say 17 other say 15 thanks
  15. wish my mum could cook as good as you
  16. soreshoulder

    joke

    A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly. "All right, buddy. What's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked. "The balcony."
  17. i think you can probably guess mine!!
  18. my dad once picked me up from beating, and decided we would go and have a look at some new bmw's when we got in i swear, they were trying to guide us away from the nice cars
  19. hi all, been mouchin around this forum for a while and fianlly came to join. it looks like a good atmopshere around here . im just about to turn 14 and, have been shooting air rifles for some time with my dad, but now ive taken a liking to shotguning. my dad used to shoot when he was younger but now just occasionally supervises me with the airgun- i dont get out much. My gramp is a big fan of pheasant shooting and rabbit shooting. he a typical grumpy old man, and is a keen to get me out with the 12 bore asap. i live in gloucestershire on a farm. i have been out shooting a couple of times, with a 20 bore , but the other night my gramp borrowed a 12 bore, and let me have a couple of shots with it. he is now buying me it as it was a perfect fit, and not too pricey only 150 quad. ive recently sent off for my sgc, and iam now a member off basc, i hope to be talking alot on this forum, so bye for now. :yp: by the way you can wake up now
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