tosspot Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Thanks to this forum for putting me onto this womans' column it is compulsive reading, i've bought that paper on and off for ages to do a crossword in the "You" supplement but now this womans' unhinged ramblings take president. As a shooter that spends their fair share of time out in the field we probably have all come across this type of deranged ex townie, clueless, opinionated, "dangerous" person, it's almost interesting trying to work out what makes these people tick. She's on her way responsibility of land ownership For what it's worth it would appear that she is writing her way way into some sort of breakdown, Hey Ho TP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 She's an attention seeking cow, plain and simple. This latest published episode in her life is just more me, me, me, poor me. You don't get that old all on your ownsome without good reason. Pure and simple she's a royal pain in the backside - she will probably tell the world that no man could accept her independance or her career mindedness but the truth is more like she is a selfish royal pain in the backside. However, what makes her special and different from all other royal pains in the backside, is that she has a newspaper column. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Mungler is right and the worse thing is we are talking about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 If she was a dog, you would have her put down The article is about 'her' but having said I make the "I" or "I've" count 46 in handful of paragraphs The perfect partner for Bill Oddie maybe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 So you fancy her then TP ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 It is literary genius without a doubt. And i note on the bottom of the first link "Catch up on Liz's journals living *In which I realise I hate my life here" Let's hope with "here" she means planet earth. You know what, things in my life aren't particularly good at the moment and even if i did have a newspaper column (is the Daily Fail a newspaper?) i certainly wouldn't be spilling my guts all over it. Maybe Liz Jones should try a new found sense of decorum or indeed an ounce of self respect. Self pitying bitch. ......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 No great loss to the gene pool if she disappears TP LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 (edited) Why the dirty old ***** is single: I clamber out of bed, in the clothes I have been wearing for the past three, four days. It is freezing. I then take my two hot-water bottles down to the kitchen and put them by the kettle, so they are ready for when I can go to bed again. If, come 9pm, I find that I have forgotten to bring my hot-water bottles downstairs, I am overwhelmed by fatigue and despair. ‘Nooooooo!’ I wail. ‘Nooooooo!!!!’ I don’t care if I don’t eat. I have gone four days without a bath. It seems too much effort to take my clothes off. I sometimes go to bed without brushing my teeth. I’ve run out of hair conditioner. Soon, there will be no shampoo, unless I borrow the dogs’. I get in bed, with my two hot-water bottles and series five of Grey’s Anatomy, and I cannot get out again. I no longer go shopping to buy nice things but instead, on a dark afternoon, I climb in my car in my pyjamas and buy a bottle of cava from the recently reopened garage. FM Edited December 14, 2009 by Ferret Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 Why the dirty old ***** is single: FM if I ever get this bad, I give you lot permission to get BabbyC to take me round the back of a cattle shed with his mossberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted December 14, 2009 Report Share Posted December 14, 2009 why do i get the impression she writes this rubbish just to sell column inches :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 exactley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 why do i get the impression she writes this rubbish just to sell column inches :o She won't be getting any other sort of inches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexr Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Is this the silly Moo who made out that some one had shot at her letter box ? :o It strikes me that she could have researched the effects of puppies on a kitchen, and that perhaps the opportunistic nature of cats meant that ferals will settle in if you feed them. Vmaxphil is right. This is the written equivalent to diarrhoea. Only measurable for the volume and not the content or quality. What’s worse is that some fool is paying her for this liquid brown stuff. I suppose that that makes us foolish for expending energy on reading it and discussing it. OH POOH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 (edited) I agree with Tosspot. She appears to be losing her marbles. She blustered into the countryside, criticising rural life for all the world to see, then wonders why they hate the sight of her. She's starting to realise she doesn't fit in, and is coming apart, like her trivial, shallow life. I think the Daily Mail should axe her column. Her increasingly erratic and bizarre writing is hardly what her fashionista followers want to read, and nobody else does, except in a "staring at roadkill" kind of way. :o Edited December 16, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 I agree with Tosspot. She appears to be losing her marbles. She blustered into the countryside, criticising rural life for all the world to see, then wonders why they hate the sight of her. She's starting to realise she doesn't fit in, and is coming apart, like her trivial, shallow life. I think the Daily Mail should axe her column. Her increasingly erratic and bizarre writing is hardly what her fashionista followers want to read, and nobody else does, except in a "staring at roadkill" kind of way. :o Couldn't have put it any better - and "We are no longer accepting comments on this article" at the bottom of each of her tales of woe tells it's own story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodp Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 She may not be the mad, whingeing old cow you all take her for, just how much does she make out of it. To her it may be no different from writing a novel, perhaps we should not take folk at face value. Her real life may not be what she states, her column could be all just fiction. Rod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted December 16, 2009 Report Share Posted December 16, 2009 thats probably what her letterbox thought till some local took a pot shot at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 (edited) The whining shrew is spouting her self-pitying garbage again here Is it any wonder she's on her own? And why does she think it's only women that feel lonely? This useless article just spouts nonsense every time she opens her vegan gob Edited December 21, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 shall we club together and buy her a one way ticket to a clinic in Switzerland ? :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Oh she is a treasure isn't she. Why am I not surprised that she will be spending this Christmas alone :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 Why am I not surprised that she will be spending this Christmas alone :look: Just her and a cucumber for company. Mind you, her looks could wilt that at ten paces... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 if I ever get this bad, I give you lot permission to get BabbyC to take me round the back of a cattle shed with his mossberg will do! :look: the way she's going on she sounds an awful lot like my ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_seagrave Posted December 22, 2009 Report Share Posted December 22, 2009 If you think that's annoying, then THIS will put it in perspective. :look: Incidentally, did anyone get to the bottom of the "shotgun-to-the-letterbox" allegation? LS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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