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    was having a fag earlyer heard my neighbour shouting at somone then on the phone to the old bill so went to have a look to see some little ******* chav on the house roof !! so ran round the back to see if he was coming down to beat him!! but he wasnt budging! police are now here 9 of them! trying to talk this little muppet down ! hope he slips :good:

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    was having a fag earlyer heard my neighbour shouting at somone then on the phone to the old bill so went to have a look to see some little ******* chav on the house roof !! so ran round the back to see if he was coming down to beat him!! but he wasnt budging! police are now here 9 of them! trying to talk this little muppet down ! hope he slips :good:

     

     

    Make sure you get all the info off the plod to take him to court for all the gutter/tile damage, maybe even a new velux window or 6 !

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    Is he is wearing a red suit, and has a big long bushy white beard, carrying a sack and sporting a pair of binoculars shouting "Rudolf, come back here you little ****".

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    Get the double 12 out. If the old bill say anything tell them all you were doing was a little crook shooting, after all they are classed as vermin with no closed season!

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    get the garden hose and give him a soaking plus it will make the roof slippery

    Knowing the courts, he would be let off and you would do time :good:

     

    Phil

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    all he has done for the past hour or so is on his mobile phone ! police have now closed the street and 2 fire engines here now ! oh what we pay our taxes for !

     

    Has he done any damage like remove roof tiles?

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    all he has done for the past hour or so is on his mobile phone ! police have now closed the street and 2 fire engines here now ! oh what we pay our taxes for !

    who ordered them please.

    hope it was not the man on the roof :good:

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