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got some guy on my house roof

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    LOL

     

    or sticky glue tiles, brilliant for catching dinner (birds that land on the roof) and also any chav caught can be humanely dispatched and left as a diterant for future vermin tht may want to go on the roof.

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    A flat roof with a bottle of White Diamond on show and a damned good rotwieler hiding behind the chimney should do the trick. Who knows, if there are enough "brave chavs" about you might not have to buy and dog food!

     

    Oops sorry, I forgot you don't get "brave chavs", I should have said "brainless chavs" shouldn't I!

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    www.thisisgrimsby.co.uk

     

    Full marks to the owners of that site for trying, but it just doesnt have the same ring to it...

     

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    ZB

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    i like the "It is believed a man climbed on to the roof of a house on Sunday night."

     

    How the **** do they think he got there?

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    This is like the old 1980s CB wind ups where gullible folk would be out in their cars really looking for the escaped circus lion. P M S L and feeling sorry for ya'll..

     

     

    <chuckles>

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    did they catch it.

     

     

    Not as yet but they have recovered 26 escapees to date. These consisted of fifteen camels, two zebras a few lamas and a number of pot-bellied pigs :rolleyes:

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    On 1/3/2010 at 21:04, magman said:

    just had a copper in the lof

    So the toe rag is in the metals trade - trying for the lead on the roof, and going for copper in the loft..??

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    On 03/01/2010 at 19:58, Frenchieboy said:

    Is he is wearing a red suit, and has a big long bushy white beard, carrying a sack and sporting a pair of binoculars shouting "Rudolf, come back here you little ****".

    this is my best bit if 12 pages

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    just sorting threads out by most replys and came across this peach. 

    he's got a gun :lol::lol::lol:

    anyway time to move on....

    Edited by strimmer_13

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