borntoshoot Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 lol, go out in the back garden with a bottle of white lightning and a maccyD's and he'll soon come down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 A rewarding sunday night trip out for the probabtion officer then!! Cheeky little scrot! You bet, probably double time for Sunday and TOIL for after 1700 with a minimum of 4 hours bookable - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Mason Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 i'm really sorry about this ryantidgwell, but i for one hope this runs and runs its the funniest thing i've heard all year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Yorkshirepud, am sat in front of my logfire supping Bushmills, what makes you think I'm gonna trade that in to stand in the cold and take pics for you? Ryan, I'll re-shim my scope...Hope the little **** gets hypothermia, slips on the roof and breaks his scrawny neck. Save us all loads of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 well now i think its his probabtion officer is here talking to him . words i got was ( jordon the problems arnt going to go away , eventually u will get hyperthermia and fall off the roof braking somthing and the problems will still be here when u come down , so come down now ) his reply (**** off ) ! There you go .I said that he only wanted someone to talk to ,didnt I . Go on ryan promise him a hug . Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Get a dustbin fire going out in the street, get some neighbours together and start singing (football chant style) "who's the ****** on the roof, who's the ****** on the roof?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyCM Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 So cost v value so far fire, police, ambulance yet ?, probation, street shut ? Tiles, bricks & a F off great value to society that oik eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 well it is seriously cold out there hes only wearing a track suit so hopefully the cold will set in and he falls 3 hours 21 mins now and counting ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddan Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Do you have an open fire place? A nice bed of hot coals, shave the dog, burn the hair and if the wind is in the right direction her won't last long You can't shave your dog just to get someone off your roof, there are some that might see this a bit cruel, you will have to shave your head instead! Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 If the little **** plays this out long enough he might be lucky enough for the court to award him a holiday paid in Spain or somewhere nice and hot with loads of bathing beauties all paid for by the tax payer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro222 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Shouldnt have called the police,He would have been dragged down by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboy1403 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 is this the first 10 pager of the year? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 i didnt phone neighbours did thought he would be down by now ! he keeps asking for a lighter there saying come down and we will yea hell fall for that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lee Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 If you have any...launch some water balloons up there filled with that horse hoof bait. Man that stuff honks. He won't be up there for long before he comes down of his own accord or vomits, slips on it and breaks his scrawny neck on landing with any luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveM Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 well it is seriously cold out there hes only wearing a track suit so hopefully the cold will set in and he falls 3 hours 21 mins now and counting ! Is it a silly bright coulour job tucked into his socks, with the waist band way south of the intended position!??!? Tw*t!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 It's gonna get really cold this evening. Find yourself an authentic naitive American Indian and get a rain dance going. Then remove all ladders, guttering and possible exits and leave the little ****** up there. See how he likes them apples. If I was in your road, I would be out there now laughing at the ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reddan Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 he keeps asking for a lighter Light your fire, nice and smokey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 baby blue with reebok classics lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Probably looking for an excuse not to go back to school tomorrow...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Have you got any rockets left over from bonfire night if he wants a lighter? Might have to buy the telegraph tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulthekiller Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hi ryantidgwell if hes still up there get the hose pip out and then the little s@@t will get down then its -3 out side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 It's gonna get really cold this evening. Find yourself an authentic naitive American Indian and get a rain dance going. Then remove all ladders, guttering and possible exits and leave the little ****** up there. See how he likes them apples. If I was in your road, I would be out there now laughing at the ****. I hope thoese **** are blocking out the C word, as thats the only one for this **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryantidgwell Posted January 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 i am surprised they aint here to be honest , Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 That 10 pack of Mayfair fags won't light themselves - he should have thought of that before. A little planning goes a long way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted January 3, 2010 Report Share Posted January 3, 2010 Play this at him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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