myzeneye Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 sick of wiping your own **** ? ....... get yer self down to asda.... bargain ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeymagic1969 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 What the hell were you you searching for to find that little gem!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 This folding bottom wiper has a moulded plastic head that has recessed serrations to grip the paper. Folds into three for easier storage. And all that for a mere £19, what can I say other than WOW!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Buy one now mate. There'll come a day when the relative who's caring for you will be glad of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tank Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 I've got a slipped disc at the moment. A few weeks ago one of those would have saved a world of pain. You'll all be pleased to hear that although the disc is still duff, I can at least wipe my own.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPT1 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 It's not often anything on here makes me laugh out loud, however this is potentially the funniest thread on here. Any one want a copy of the TV live add it's on Channel 5 at 10.44pm tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reaper6 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 GOING TO GET ONE FOR THE BOSS.....SO HE CAN WIPE HIS OWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 GOING TO GET ONE FOR THE BOSS.....SO HE CAN WIPE HIS OWN Save you a job Anyway, what you shouting at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 GOING TO GET ONE FOR THE BOSS.....SO HE CAN WIPE HIS OWN It'll save you wearing your tongue out anyway . How does it work , i'll pay a £10er to the P.W charity of the mo , for a film of anybodys lady friend using it . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Is it dish washer friendly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 OK I'll be the first to ask. How on earth does that work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet boy Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 That would be absolutely ineffective on the bristly muscular backside of us Northerners,especially with the protein rich diet we have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Im waiting to get the pair when the matching cokolder comes out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted March 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 (edited) Edited March 14, 2010 by myzeneye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted March 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted March 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 :lol: :P :yp: :o :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyr8 Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 one sheet of paper,ye as if. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuck. Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 (edited) I'm sorry I don't see where the convenience kicks in.. so it's all one big contraption just to avoid touching your R's? Is it some new classy thing that will take over, as soon we'll be to limp wristed as a country to even wipe our own bottoms? ..The title of the link also raises some issues with me 'toilet AIDS', is this thing hygenic? Is it left by the toilet for everyone to use? Looking on the ASDA pic I can't see how its supposed to work, once you've put the tissue on the 'head' then what? Have they left out step five 'shove it up your R's'? Edited March 14, 2010 by Shuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 ive no idea ! im as baffled as you.... it had me in hysterics...i presume its for folk who cant reach round... hey now theres a point, ever wondered how phalidamides (?) do it ? well there you go, all you questions are answered..its with the all new popa scoop reach around bog buddy... :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 (edited) sorry just realised the first set of more detailed instructions link had vanished... here you go....hahaha the lady in point 4 clearly has no need to use this apparatus like the other poor chap does, perhaps she use's it for pleasure... :o Edited March 14, 2010 by myzeneye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaminzx7r Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Is that George Micheal in no3?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myzeneye Posted March 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 :o B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Easier to toboggan down a dark coloured carpet like my dog does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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