yanibaby Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Am i the only person who thinks Crocs are a bit xxxxSuzy No, I hate them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happypig Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 agreed no man should wear those silly mid calf things...... we call them Shrousers....... not quite shorts , not quite trousers........... get a pair of birkenstocks...........manly enough to say i am in touch with my feminine side.......... but i am also quite prepared to rip your arm off and hit you with the soggy end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 A mirror is all it would take to confirm it, but there must be a huge swathe of the population that no longer own mirrors, you only have to walk around for 10 minutes to confirm that. Pedal-pushers, flip-flops, sandals, trainers, shorts, crocs, beany hats, Westlife CDs, BMW X6's etc etc etc Nothing wrong with shorts on the right person.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I think wellies and shorts are very sexy But really you cant beat high heels and shorts make your legs look so much longer. xxxxSuzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 No, I hate them. + 1 on that - fine if you work in an operating theatre but outside of that no no no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 bigweed I can't work out whether that site actually sells anything or is up purely for viewing pleasure. Top find though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 As this seems to be the topic of the day, these are what I was on about: Legs are a bit thin, and old english white, but I am working on that as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPT1 Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 People who worry about looking gay usually are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpowder Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Only onwe proper set of footwear for men who wear shorts, half knee length white nylon socks with open toed sandals. Blackpowder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet hunter Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 As this seems to be the topic of the day, these are what I was on about: Legs are a bit thin, and old english white, but I am working on that as we speak NEED SOME SOCK NOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I am amazed at the people north of watford who are commenting on this thread, like it ever gets warm enough t'up north to wear shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Legs are a bit thin, and old english white, but I am working on that as we speak You're painting them with creosote for the 'David Dickinson' look??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I am amazed at the people north of watford who are commenting on this thread, like it ever gets warm enough t'up north to wear shorts. Sweating like a rapist up here today, you Southern shandy-drinking white plaaaarstic Essex handbag And no, it doesn't make me want to rush out and buy a pair of lock 'n load military surplus pedal-pushers with more pockets than I would know what to do with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Nothing wrong with shorts on the right person.......... Nice one Dave Not sure about the mole on the right middle of back, perhaps she could have it lasered or maybe even go downtown and have a rat knaw it off. Maybe I'm just too fussy, but moles & warts do freak me out somewhat. Top class ***** though People who worry about looking gay usually are. that or in the closet most probably. I've had to tone down my shorts of late as I was getting feedback from folk saying they were bordering on offensive. Used to wear running shorts but now wear regatta ones. Come about halfway down the thigh. Any closer to the knee and I'd feel like a right **** and would probably end up driving a smart car and buying a manbag. Anyway, the ladies seem to like it (they also seemed to like the short shorts too but felt I had to give decency a chance). Footwear is usually North Face mid ankle boot with socks pushed down to ankle. Sandals are ok so long as they are Timberland or some such and not those awful jesus creepers from clarks or hush puppies. Mine only come out if I'm going in water or it's just to darn hot for socks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanibaby Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Sweating like a rapist up here today, you Southern shandy-drinking white plaaaarstic Essex handbag I second that!! (Except I'm 'glowing' like a rapist, not sweating) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanibaby Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I've had to tone down my shorts of late as I was getting feedback from folk saying they were bordering on offensive. Used to wear running shorts but now wear regatta ones. Come about halfway down the thigh. Any closer to the knee and I'd feel like a right **** and would probably end up driving a smart car and buying a manbag. Anyway, the ladies seem to like it (they also seemed to like the short shorts too but felt I had to give decency a chance). I think it's important that you upload a photo of these shorts, purely so we can decide whether or not they are in any way offensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I second that!! (Except I'm 'glowing' like a rapist, not sweating) Do ladies "glow" these days? They used to "feel the heat" in my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I think it's important that you upload a photo of these shorts, purely so we can decide whether or not they are in any way offensive. Would do but camera phone is broken and have no other means of taking own pics but if you could imagine something of ilke that steve cram/seb coe/steve ovett used to wear when running, but with a bit of linford going on then youve kinda almost got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigweed Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Do ladies "glow" these days? They used to "feel the heat" in my day Thats global warming for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 I second that!! (Except I'm 'glowing' like a rapist, not sweating) Oh Dear, Is it getting near the change, love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Oh Dear, Is it getting near the change, love? she's in calf can't help in this weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Brown Brogues and knee length woolen sock's topped of with a white knotted hankey on head. -- you will certainly have all women looking at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yanibaby Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 if you could imagine something of ilke that steve cram/seb coe/steve ovett used to wear when running, but with a bit of linford going on then youve kinda almost got it. In that case I can only reiterate the importance of posting a photo. No excuses please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 if you want a pic of him sitting down and a baby mouse looking out the side please keep it to pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 (edited) Al4a, please try to keep your envy in check. Yani, you'll have to be patient. I'll see what I can do I'm off for a ride on my bike now so all the good women in my area can have a good ol' butchers at a real man in shorts Edited May 21, 2010 by Doc Holliday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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