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:grumpy: I meet a bloke in a pub the other evening and he told me something which I thought you should know about...

 

He has a sure-fire way of stopping pigeons from eating his crops - without the need for bloodshed.. :0

 

He just takes off his clothes, paints himself green, lays in the field and makes a noise like a young rape plant or some pea shoots.........

Then, when a bird lands for a sniff, he grabs them and hypnotises them with a silver pocket-watch....he did say he had convinced some of them they were human and has them working on the farm -- driving tractors, harvest vehicles and the such-like..

 

He also said some of his birds work in local govenment, which figures.

 

Do you think i've hit upon a new way of life or just drunken fool :grumpy:  :what:  :=)

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You know what Dead-eye..............I think your completely normal.............it's all the others that are twisted..............

Can't type for much longer..............gotta go & wash the back of my eyes......... :thumbs:  :D  :laugh:  :laugh:

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:D I've found a small patch of red scales on my back and my hands are becoming magnetic........is anyone else getting these problems..........

 

I hope they cut the rape soon.........I've herd stories about people going mad.......I'm ok though coz us pineapples are all sprayed for insanity.. :(  :thumbs:

 

I cAn See THe PigeOns bUt cAnT GeT tO ThEM ~#*[},...,£$)(8^%4£"

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