oscarsdad Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 My mrs is at the side of me nattering away to her mother on the phone for the past hour-talking absolute total utter nonsense...how do they come up with so much she ite to talk about... Unbelievable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p-a-s Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 Its a woman thing talk for the sake of talking,jeez this thing of mine can be on the phone twice a day gabbing to her mother(lives 10 mins away,and her sister.She can ring several of her mates in a couple of hours and have more or less the same conversation with each one,i reckon the b itch could talk underwater,and i know why she doesent wear lipstick,she cant keep her gob shut long enough to put it on.She tries telling me about so and so doing god knows what,i tell her i dont want to know i dont even know the bluddy person shes talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houseplant Posted May 9, 2011 Report Share Posted May 9, 2011 (edited) true, but we just post **** on the internet instead Edited May 9, 2011 by Houseplant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officerdibble777 Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 If they could take an interest and talk about cars,bikes,guns and porn we wouldn't need the computator or tv and the art of conversation would have a revival john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southeastpete Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSPUK Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 Buy yourself a cordless phone set - have extensions in other rooms - if SIL bitch phones mrs's HAS to go out of room or I pull wall plug out. Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 and I know why she doesent wear lipstick,she cant keep her gob shut long enough to put it on. Exactly the same reason why they don't parp, they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted May 10, 2011 Report Share Posted May 10, 2011 My wife suffers from mouth ulcers. I'm convinced that they are friction burns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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