cocker3 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 naked pig wrestler. :blink: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 I would soooooooooo dig living right in the middle of a huge mixed broadleaf woodland (that I own) and earning a living from it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Prime minister. Failing that, King of the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
955i Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Mine, as an ecologist. But maybe somewhere warmer with a few more reptiles and amphibians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Marty Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 may sound a bit sad but would have loved to have been a police man but living over here not that straight forward and wouldnt put my wife through the worry..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 (edited) Mine, as an ecologist. But maybe somewhere warmer with a few more reptiles and amphibians Go round Evil Elvis' house and live the dream. I'm sure he wouldn't mind turning the thermostat up a bit to complete your experience. EDIT : Come to think of it, where is he? Not seen any posts for a while. Edited May 10, 2012 by ack-ack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Would have to be a fighter pilot, amazing to be able to fly a fighter plane. if only I had a fully functioning brain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan-250 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 As a few have mentioned fighter pilot, failing that, pornstar, angelina jolies house bitch, secret agent, moto gp mechanic and test rider . I'd also like to be a roller coaster designer. Owner of a race track and run all the events. That's just a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Head of some BS cult for wealthy big chested thick yank women. I'm not too keen on a Rev Jim Jones kind of check out or FBI Waco face off so I would be looking for a Scientologisr kind of gig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Wood work. Building bespoke high end furniture and/or other intricate items in my own workshop at the bottom of my massive garden with no other **** about except for my dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeds chimp Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 trawler man or something in the fishing trade if money was good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bombadil Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Maybe I'm looking at the profession with rose tinted glasses but... ghillie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officerdibble777 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I would be a g-string adjuster at a lap dancing club,why,Iv'e got experience because I worked with fannies for years john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Thatcher. Looks a very rewarding job! Not for the miners couldn't resist sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storme37 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) porn star or rock god lol Edited May 11, 2012 by storme37 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 (edited) Not totally sure regarding job wise, but i have a degree in an Environmental Based Science, but looking back would of preferred to have studied Pshycology so something in that field how about...Dr Tony Hill from Wire in the Blood sereis but with a dramatically better sex life? Very boring compared to others here i suppose...... Tight Lines Aled Edited May 11, 2012 by Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rimfireboy Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 My favourite job would be tasting lobsters. Because I love tasting lobsters, and if I could get paid for it, that would be great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Successful writer, and running an old-venetian style tapas bar on the side that wouldn't matter if it lost money and where I could entertain my friends and family till all hours for free. Failing that, dashing rebel leader or secret agent, or fighter pilot, or maybe sponging from the state and being well rewarded for my failures like a lot of people seem to be in this country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathanhutchison Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 a presenter on top gear (i would fit in because im a bit of a *****) or anything where political correctness isn't top priority Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun4860 Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 If money wasnt an issue I would have liked to have been an Author. But as I dont have the imagination or skillset its not going to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloke Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 If I could, I would still have the job I had, specialist Mental Health Nurse. I was lucky to have a job I loved, many people aren't so lucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin g Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 We have just done that to our Aveling steam roller, not full time though which is why its taken us 19 years to complete the restoration I would like to be a helicopter pilot especially the heavy lifts like chinook etc. Friend of mine completley restored a 1908 Maclaren Steam Engine a couple of years back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpowder Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 At my age a nice easy steady job like chuff brushing and nipple tweeking in the movie busness - I am a dab hand at brushing our pussy cat so have the experience. Dave Beat me to it. Blackpowder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canis Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 I fancy being the Military Govenor of Northern Europe following a successfully prosecuted war with France. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Sperm donor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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