ack-ack Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 ITV4 - TV gold. The machine thats goes PINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Every sperm is sacred Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Always look on the bright side of life !!! Lifes a pile of **** when you look at it........................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Always look on the bright side of life !!! Lifes a pile of **** when you look at it........................................ That's Life of Brian silly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 It's ok, but It's no Life of Brian or Holy Grail - them there is good filums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medic1281 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 Watching it now, ashamed to say I've not seen it before! Bloody hilarious so far! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RED BEARD Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 It's ok, but It's no Life of Brian or Holy Grail - them there is good filums. dead right there falcon,i always thought the meaning of life was more like a load of sketch's shoved together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 The first time I saw the Mr Creosote scene I nearly weed myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlet Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 "A kiss boy, what's wrong with a kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight at the clitoris like a bull at a gate!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted June 16, 2012 Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 I took a girl to the cinema with the intention of a bit of back row fumble when the film came out. Unfortunately i laughed right through the film,while she didn't get it at all,the writing was on the wall and we parted shortly after,don't get python,please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 16, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2012 "A kiss boy, what's wrong with a kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight at the clitoris like a bull at a gate!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Elvis Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 That's Life of Brian silly youre quite right....just testing "would you like a wafer fin mint sir? You know you want to sir?" "**** OFF Im stuffed!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
margun Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 I woooonder where that fish did goooo??! Wouldn't you like to know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Sauce Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 'twas the salmon mousse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 'twas the salmon mousse.... but I didn't have the Salmon mousse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
margun Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Is it in the cupboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Ohhhh isn't it awfully nice to have a penis... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tod Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 The first time I saw the Mr Creosote scene I nearly weed myself. wafer thin mint sir ...............**** off :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CZ550Kevlar Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 my idea of the perfect night would be to see the meaning of life, holy grail & life of Brian projected onto a massive screen the size of buckingham palace in a monty python trilogy night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 my idea of the perfect night would be to see the meaning of life, holy grail & life of Brian projected onto a massive screen the size of buckingham palace in a monty python trilogy night. funny you should say that, my kids bought me the python box set last year for my birthday, been itching to have a python night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a d**k, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest p***k. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c**k. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 You can slip it in your sock, Nige Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a d**k, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest p***k. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your c**k. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back Is this a lyric or are you having a breakdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 17, 2012 Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 17, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2012 Is this a lyric or are you having a breakdown? Daves obsessed with them. Didn't you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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