zab10 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 as to be bear for me if i was lost out in the wilds i would want to get out asap and bear is the man for the job where as with ray you would get out its just a matter of how many months it would take just to slow and boring for me . plus his plant biologist mate might turn up , then i would defo rather be on my own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cocker3 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 as to be bear for me if i was lost out in the wilds i would want to get out asap and bear is the man for the job where as with ray you would get out its just a matter of how many months it would take just to slow and boring for me . plus his plant biologist mate might turn up , then i would defo rather be on my own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 Miranda Hart of course. Those other two you dont know what they will do to you after weeks or months of no woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 I'm sure she'll be pleased to learn that Ditto. I voted for Bear. Ray is without doubt the Daddy where survival techniques go but let's face it, it would be like spending time with the boring neighbours and watching a slide show of their latest caravaning holiday. I went to one of Ray's shows and it was like that. Sorry Ray, you are good but Bear would make me laugh. Miranda Hart? She does my head in. And she's probably got a bigger Johnson than me anyway. Or any of you for that matter. Just becaue you spent an afternoon on a nudist beach does not make you an expert on Johnsons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Just becaue you spent an afternoon on a nudist beach does not make you an expert on Johnsons. Touche! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calum Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 I'd have to say bear grylls! Not afraid of anything and he knows what to eat and drink and he's alot fitter than ray! Plus more badass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bicykillgaz Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 I'd go for Christ Ryan, anyone who can walk out of iraq through the desert for 200 miles with insurgents hunting him down and survive gets my vote I'd take ray to do the cooking and washing up while me and Christ figured out the best way to tackle that Miranda! I reckon you could go potholing in there :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Mongrel- Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Bear all day long, they'd both get you out, but Ray would be dragging your corpse after boring you to death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devon Fox Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Ray mears would scoff your rations - the fat b. I would survive with bear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 I'd go for Christ Ryan, anyone who can walk out of iraq through the desert for 200 miles with insurgents hunting him down and survive gets my vote I think you mean the Iraqi Army... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabbers Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 I'm with Bear. He would have the better stories round the camp fire and would be looking at getting himself back to civilisation faster than Ray who would probably take you deep into the bush. Nothing wrong with Ray's survival skills or Bear's but I reckon if it came to a fight with some bad guys the latter's sas training would come in handy. BG get's extra points for parachuting into his film sets and swimming ashore etc. Plus Paragliding Everest was well extreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 I like Bear....but I like Ray. But who is better? Only one way to find out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Normal circumstances it`s Ray Mears all the way but don`t forget if you choose Bear you get to rough it in nice hotels. Think it would be Ray for me,once I could stop his compulsive habit of chopping down trees to carve into spoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 I'd rather be on my own. or looking after family and friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reece Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 (edited) Ray Mears. Wouldn't want to be stranded with Bear Grylls, but wouldn't mind being stranded with his friend, Wolf Stir fry. Edited August 27, 2012 by Reece Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 (edited) I'd rather be on my own. or looking after family and friends Just out of interest have you been in a coma for the past couple of months as I thought that this post had died a long time ago. Sorry old been I see that it was Nabbers who woke it up not you. Edited August 27, 2012 by four-wheel-drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabbers Posted August 27, 2012 Report Share Posted August 27, 2012 Sorry! Followed a link from a discussion on 'off topics' assumed it was current lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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