highseas Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 right that's it ime fed up,cant be ***** and wanna curl up and cry! the day started well enugh, out at half 5 doing the nets then down hill from their I went to do my mole traps and some scrote has stolen 7 talpex traps worth over 50 quid, not to mention the moles that was in them then on my way home the air filer housing and filter decided to exit stage left and fall out the bottom of my van,and smass to bits. then (or some time in the morning) I got a big *** screw in the tire and now I have a slow (not slow enough) puncture on my way to wasdale some **** in a audi would not move over and stoped in the middle of the road and would not move an inch even thou their was 2 ft on the other side so I switched the engine off and sat their trying not to go full on ape ****, if it had been a bloke I would have pulled his legs off like a spider, and up I just drove past knocking both my mirrors in. then the crème de la crème. whilst at wasdale my farmer friend told me that my friend (I now use that word lightly!) is going to Scotland to spend the weekend with my ex who I still have very strong feelings for! so ime not a very happy bunny and ime nuts deep in dalwhinnie single malt. (ironically said girls favourite tipple) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted May 25, 2013 Report Share Posted May 25, 2013 hahahah..you have cheered me up..i was having a **** day till i read that.......always someone else worse off.......have a few more,raid the fridge and ******** to the lot of them mikky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchsan51 Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Look on the the bright side ermmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pigeon man Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Christ I was ****** off the sheep got out on the by pass Chin up pal grab a gun and go sit in the woods and relax and just watch the world go by !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted May 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 (edited) no better today, one of the end anchors on my net pulled out and I have been up since 4.30 unwrapping 80m of 14 ft deep net from around rocks and I only got 4kg of mullet and 1 kg of turbot. ime going to see said "friend" today and let him know my how I feel about it all Edited May 26, 2013 by highseas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pigeon man Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Keep cool think about your SGC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 (edited) A few weeks back at work I had a £180 door fall apart on me, broke the toilet seat £30 , cut through guide on chop saw £50 in the space of 3 hours lol . Friday just gone I smashed finger on table saw ,customer opened door into my new van leaving a massive dent and developed tinitus:( As my farmer mate used to say "Uve gotta laugh at life " he later killed himself . I'll never figure that out Don't worry about ex's as mines now got with my mate who is also my RFD lol and atleast I know my kids are looked after plus I get mega cheap rounds Edited May 26, 2013 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 (edited) Chin up at least you can give your mate a few tips on what she likes and don't like. The rest will sort itself. Not worth bothering yourself over things you have no control. You could go round said mates and ball him out and add him to your list of things gone. Figgy Edited May 26, 2013 by figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 ime going to see said "friend" today and let him know my how I feel about it all What's the point? She is your 'ex' so time to move on. Chin up. Things can only get better. Probably! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodo123 Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Ex's aren't worth worrying about, their exes for a reason. As for the gear you broke its an excuse to get newer gadgets! Don't sit inside pondering over it, get outside and find something to do what will take your mind off it. I've never understood why so many people's mates end up with other's gf's. They've seenhow **** they are . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roy8762 Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Your ex.... Think yourself lucky! You can do what you want- when you want, buy what you want when you want! The worlds yours for the taking! I want to get rid of mine... Every time I do she turns up at my work bawling her eyes out and I feel sorry for her..... Enjoy your freedom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushpower Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Time to open a ew cans me thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted May 26, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 thats it last straw, i spoken to a farmer last night at 3pm and he said ile drop that mole money off tonight £260 got in last night no money at home ok me thinks he never had time seen him today he says did you get that money? nope i said maybe my mam moved it. went home no money any where no envolope nowt. so thats it ime neigh on 300 notes down, what next!!! thats it last straw, i spoken to a farmer last night at 3pm and he said ile drop that mole money off tonight £260 got in last night no money at home ok me thinks he never had time seen him today he says did you get that money? nope i said maybe my mam moved it. went home no money any where no envolope nowt. so thats it ime neigh on 300 notes down, what next!!! amd as for ex-s getting bashed by my mate jokes keep em to your self please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 On a public forum such as this you will always get some jokes. Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulABF Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 (edited) Cheer yourself up by thinking of better times and happier events. Don't dwell on the fact your ex is being driven around her bedroom like a moped, crying out in ecstasy and telling your mate he's a considerably better lover than you are. Edited May 26, 2013 by PaulABF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Cheer yourself up by thinking of better times and happier events. Don't dwell on the fact your ex is being driven around her bedroom like a moped, crying out in ecstasy and telling your mate he's a considerably better lover than you are. That counselling course you went on is paying dividends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Cheer yourself up by thinking of better times and happier events. Don't dwell on the fact your ex is being driven around her bedroom like a moped, crying out in ecstasy and telling your mate he's a considerably better lover than you are. did you get the Samaritans job you were going for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colin lad Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 Cheer yourself up by thinking of better times and happier events. Don't dwell on the fact your ex is being driven around her bedroom like a moped, crying out in ecstasy and telling your mate he's a considerably better lover than you are. you should be an agony aunt colin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jay222 Posted May 26, 2013 Report Share Posted May 26, 2013 no better today, one of the end anchors on my net pulled out and I have been up since 4.30 unwrapping 80m of 14 ft deep net from around rocks and I only got 4kg of mullet and 1 kg of turbot. ime going to see said "friend" today and let him know my how I feel about it allChin up mate I know it's rough but always try and remember that there's alway people somewhere that would give up limbs to be having your bad day rather than there's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royboy Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 Cheer yourself up by thinking of better times and happier events. Don't dwell on the fact your ex is being driven around her bedroom like a moped, crying out in ecstasy and telling your mate he's a considerably better lover than you are. OUCH ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 Cheer yourself up by thinking of better times and happier events. Don't dwell on the fact your ex is being driven around her bedroom like a moped, crying out in ecstasy and telling your mate he's a considerably better lover than you are. I'm at work on a Bank Holiday Monday for a few hours, this really is a great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeredup Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 Chin up mate, at least you have your health and bythe sounds of it you spend a lot of time out in the fresh air enjoying what you do theres prob about 50% if not more lads on here would be happy to be out as much as you. an as for your ex their all snakes with boobies just enjoy "interviewing" her replacement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the pigeon man Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 +1 made coming work at 4am worth it I'm at work on a Bank Holiday Monday for a few hours, this really is a great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highseas Posted May 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 yeh i got tackled into a bottle of dalwhinnie and had a lie in feel better now. beenout today to try and find ways around a certian thermal imageing cctv camra thats in a bad place but what to do about the farmer who says he paid me but has not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pegleg31 Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 Bill him for moles you haven't caught and take payment in person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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