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When my wife finds out about my little purchase today. RWS stainless/synthetic in .223 with Wildcat mod. & Burris scope. I don't think she'll fully appreciate the package was a bargain (at least I hope it was - £1075 with £30 of ammo)

 

This is from the man who was going to get used to his .22LR first before buying bigger...

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Aaaw, just man up! Its your money that you earnt ain't it?

 

OR

 

why not try a wife's favourite. ...... oh, I bought that ages ago, coz it was on sale and just remembered I have it!

 

Remember...... You only got it coz it was a bargain of the century and on sale.......how could you not?

 

GOOD LUCK THAT MAN.

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Just tell her .....

 

You just couldn't leave it in the rack at that price.

 

In terms of cost per wear it was very reasonable.

 

You just had to buy it whilst it was in fashion.

 

It had a slight flaw, and so it was at a really knock-down price,

 

Now the wardrobe is full, you won't need another one for ages.

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They haven't got a clue, just tell her it cost £250 :lol:

 

Trust me that one doesn't work any more.

 

I use to tell her the same thing, then she asked why every gun is the same bloody price.

 

Now I just lock them in cabinet and don't tell her what's old/new, they all look the same when zipped in to a gun bag :lol::lol::lol:

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I wish I could get away with using some of these excuses but my misses has eyes like a hawk and always seems to be "somewhere in the line of sight" when I open the gun cabinet so she knows exactly how many guns I have and even worse what they all look like, which is a shame as I have recently has a big fancy for a nice bolt actioned .22LR!

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Buy one get one free..... at least that's what I told my wife. One shiny stick that goes bang looks just the same as any other....

+ 1 last week when I came home from a flight and was cleaning the semi on the table she said quote- (I thought your gun had 2 barrel thingys) I replied 1 fell off :).....unless it's got a scope on she thinks I have 1 12g.. Edited by delburt0
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see, your not thinking like a woman

 

go to gun shop with wife

look at guns

hand chosen gun to wife, asking how that feels

they dont know nothing, but standing in front of two blokes(you and salesman) she WILL SAY, feels good, not to look stupid

you then say Im buying it for you :yes::yes::yes::yes:

you get it home, she'll tell her friends on facebook you bought her a gun and how great a husband you are :yes::yes::yes:

she never uses it, as it goes bang and makes a loud noise,

possession is 9-10ths of the law, its in your cabinet.......

 

well, it worked for me :lol:

 

funnily enough, there's two 4x4's on our driveway, ones hers, she cant drive though, but I GAVE HER A CAR, how good am I

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