pegasus bridge Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Spray wd40 on your fishing lures pike and perch go mad for the sent it gives out That can't be true can it?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazed Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 That can't be true can it?!!! I seem to remember paraffin having a similar affect but best not let the bailiff see you with it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzy Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Buy potatoes instead of Apples-there are cheaper. If you cannot find a hanger for your favourite jacket-bend a car aerial into the appropriate shape. You sir, are a genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amazed Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 If your driving in an un familiar one way system, don't turn the wrong way ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 If your blanket is too short, cut 50cm off the bottom and sew it onto the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Never stick a fork in your Jap's eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klatuveradanikto Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 One for bikers, If it's been raining and your gloves are wet and you need to take them off for refueling put some diesel gloves(free at the forecourt) on first and your hands will slip straight back in the glove otherwise it's a real struggle to get your gloves back on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Store tins of Baked Beans upside down so that you can get the last bean out of the tin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangford wildfowler Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 That can't be true can it?!!! Works a good one especially on rubber lures.but it works withs spinners too, not sure about plugs and them kind of lures though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huds78 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 If you get biro on a leather suite use hairspray to remove then use your usual leather cleaner/feed to finish. It works I found out the hard way a couple of years ago with 2 kids that were under 4 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scottoj18 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Flush a poo as soon as it drops and there's no smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biketestace Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 If your blanket is too short, cut 50cm off the bottom and sew it onto the top. Perfection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog tired Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 That can't be true can it?!!! I have personally caught a good few pike to over 20lb using dead baits sprayed with WD40 so yes its true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remmyman Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Never wipe your bum with a cement bag instead of loo paper (here speaks the voice of experience!) Regards Remmyman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Fit a small wheel to the front of your bicycle and enjoy the benefits of always cycling downhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Buy potatoes instead of Apples-there are cheaper. Ah but if you now where to look its even cheaper to go scrumpimg for free apples. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. My eyes are watering at the thought of that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Spray wd40 on your fishing lures pike and perch go mad for the sent it gives out http://wd40.com/about-us/myths-legends-fun-facts/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Flush a poo as soon as it drops and there's no smell. What about the clinker that needs knocking off with bog roll don't that smell. Best if its sticking out the water let it live and don't flush and drown it ask the wife to feed it at meal times, my wife loves it Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proud dad Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Save money on expensive binoculars, just stand closer to what you are looking at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 squeezing your left hand thumb hard when making a fist stops your gag reflex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted December 10, 2013 Report Share Posted December 10, 2013 Fit a small wheel to the front of your bicycle and enjoy the benefits of always cycling downhill. Or on an excercise bike put a brick under the the front to simulate pedalling uphill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 squeezing your left hand thumb hard when making a fist stops your gag reflex Dare not ask how you learned that one Figgy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRNDL Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 After a fizzed up coke, tap the unopened lid 4 times and open. No spillage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castletyne Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Dare not ask how you learned that one Figgy The bloke at the glory hole told him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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