keg Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 According to the Daily Mail website, Piers Morgan has challenged Jezza to boxing match. £100k prize money going to Help for Heroes. Jezza has not accepted yet, who would your money be on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Ppooowwweeerrrr Jezza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digger Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Jezza, morgan is a fool. Hell, he sides with Pieterson for gawds sake. Id gladly step in the ring with moron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catweazle Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 My money would be on Moron. Clarkson is not built for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munzy Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 My money would be on Moron. Clarkson is not built for it. ...and Jezza smokes like a chimney too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning 425 clay hunter Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Clarkson's if he can land a haymaker in the first round. Otherwise he'll be knackerd by round 2 and there for the taking. ATB 425 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deershooter Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 That's one I would like to see Deershooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingo15 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 (edited) ...and Jezza smokes like a chimney too!I thought he had quit, still not very fit Edited March 23, 2014 by kingo15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Thats easy-Jezza. He's already punched Morgan in the face once before-which must have been quite satisfying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Clarkson if he gets in early and dirty, I would love to see him flatten Morgan. Does this mean that **** is back in the country ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 My Granny could beat Morgan and she's been dead for 30 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 I hope this is the beginning of a revival of the lost art of duelling. Rather than bridle and fester at a perceived slight, it would be a relief to just call someone out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangford wildfowler Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Come on jezza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 id have to bet on jezza well just cos i like him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 (edited) I think Clarkson has already belted Morgan once, but broke his hand while doing so. I'd love them to square up to each other.....and then Clarkson kick him squarely in the clunge. That's a surprise, clunge got through. Edited March 23, 2014 by Scully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Clarkson is no fool he is unfit my advice would be say yeas and take a base ball bat and give Morgan a good hiding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 The 'winner' of this will be the one who works the charity angle properly. The outcome of the actual match doesn't really matter much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning 425 clay hunter Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 If they did agree to it, it would raise a a fortune for charity. Put it on tv and people could pay £5 to watch donating it all to charity ATB 425 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntsman Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 If they did agree to it, it would raise a a fortune for charity. Put it on tv and people could pay £5 to watch donating it all to charity ATB 425 deffo wouldnt do that these 2 clowns make shocking comments,are a pair of damn right tools I dont waste my time listenng to either,of them "Jeremy up my own poop tube Clarkson" is the biggest egotistical halfwit I have ever met, Walks around like hes royalty,what a ******met him a few years ago snobby little shytster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennym Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 well if it was me i'd of been doing secret training for three months before throwing the gauntlet, thats just good stratergy & morgan seems to be more likly to plan ahead than clarkson, having had a bit of an insight into combat sport i would say morgan the moron was the top pick by a considerable margin but the thought of two rather large sweaty old men desperately gasping for breath while fighting to uphold there honor would have some comedic value Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeceknight Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Clarkson is ******** after driving a fast lap let alone box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Old guys having a play, if either was serious it wouldn't end well. Hope it raises a few quid that's about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catweazle Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 If it's edited like Top Gear I can already picture it. Shot 1: Clarkson enters the ring looking mean Shot 2: Shot from the back of someone fit beating the stuffing out of Moron Shot 3: Clarkson standing in the corner looking sweaty Shot 4: Clarkson back in the studio, wearing boxing gloves, surrounded by fawning crowd of 20-somethings. Short bloke makes corny joke to wrong camera. Clarkson is proclaimed World Champion. END. Until next week, then repeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 Morgan will have been training as said above, before challenging Clarkson, knowing he has lived a bit on the tale of thumping the garbage can. I would love Clarkson to pay the 100K and say - I enjoyed it so much the first time I dont need to do it again. Win -Win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted March 23, 2014 Report Share Posted March 23, 2014 I hope its a fight to the death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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