scolopax Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Bizarre, cannot think the penguins enjoyed the experience that much: http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20141117-why-seals-have-sex-with-penguins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 It probably sealed their relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iFerret2 Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Bet he got the hump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Looking at the size of the seal compared to the penguin, it was probably unsealed by the time the seal had finished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 The last paragraph looks the most likely, sexual frustration in the breeding season, bizarre behaviour, wouldn't want to be there with me leg stuck in a hole ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 No wonder Heidi Klum divorced him , the pervert . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Who will be the first to take photos of the new Sealguins that will be a TV program on its own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Simple. wrap the Penguin with Duct tape.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Simple. wrap the Penguin with Duct tape.... I thought it was pass the sellotape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 right i am not buying any more of there biscuits .......... not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 right i am not buying any more of there biscuits .......... not Your right, the chocolate might be a bit suspect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Reminds me of the bear hunting joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Those penguins definitely got the seal of approval Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Perhaps the penguins are just sending out the wrong signals? They are probably wearing short skirts and drinking too much also which doesn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Perhaps the penguins are just sending out the wrong signals? They are probably wearing short skirts and drinking too much also which doesn't help. it is a penguins right to dress as he or she sees fit without being raped by any passing seal, seals must learn self restraint or masterbate like everyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 it is a penguins right to dress as he or she sees fit without being raped by any passing seal, seals must learn self restraint or masterbate like everyone else When penguins are putting it on a plate like that they are asking for it. Ps- its too cold for polar bears to indulge in the odd sherman, their hand brakes might snap off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 it is a penguins right to dress as he or she sees fit without being raped by any passing seal, seals must learn self restraint or masterbate like everyone else So thats what they are doing when you see them clapping, no wonder they make that strange noise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Was that not just dry humping lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 When penguins are putting it on a plate like that they are asking for it. Ps- its too cold for polar bears to indulge in the odd sherman, their hand brakes might snap off. This is the small minded attitude that penguins have been trying to overcome for decades, try to look at it from a penguins perspective it is well known that polar bears are able to partake of the odd jodrell without handbrake failure due to an anti freeze, inherent in their blood So thats what they are doing when you see them clapping, no wonder they make that strange noise the clapping is an open display of appreciation for the beauty of the local penguin population, not sure about noise, suspect general manly behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happy.plinker Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I like the way the other penguins are standing back going 'whoa ***!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest iFerret2 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 What did the penguin say to the seal? Be Gentoo with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Polar bears are only doing whats been done to them by killer wales ( Durrell, 1984). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I like the way the other penguins are standing back going 'whoa ***!' yeah, take that happy feet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les*1066 Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I like the way the other penguins are standing back going 'whoa ***!' It looked to me like they were all lining up, waiting for their turn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 I thought it was pass the sellotape. At moments like this, anything will do! Was that not just dry humping lol Looking at some pics and the amount of blood, it was far from dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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