Paddy Galore! Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Hi gents I feel the need for a full on satanic mephisto goatee, I'm going for the "evil, bald ******" look. what do the pw whisker connoisseurs recommend? ta muchly, Paddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I look pretty much like that all the time but I don't use wax. Try a bit of cherry blossom ox blood and give us some feedback. I would think some German websites would be your best bet, it's still in vogue over there I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 The wife uses lard on hers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpatten Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I thought the Gary Glitter look had passed it`s peak of poularity. Why is that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 The wife uses lard on hers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tx4cabbie Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've just bought some "cut throat Stanley" beard balm from ama zon the tax avoidance experts, hate myself for funding the **** but it's so easy - Great smell, subtle piney smell my Mrs loves, and quite firm hold, also makes whiskers soft and nonscratchy. Bearded goon wax is a firmer hold if your chin warmer likes to run wild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Hi gents I feel the need for a full on satanic mephisto goatee, I'm going for the "evil, bald ******" look. what do the pw whisker connoisseurs recommend? ta muchly, Paddy You may need furry legs and a vestigial tail, as far as whisker enhancement, goat cheese both for long lasting stiffness and a delicious snack when the chippy is shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted February 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I've just bought some "cut throat Stanley" beard balm from ama zon the tax avoidance experts, hate myself for funding the **** but it's so easy - Great smell, subtle piney smell my Mrs loves, and quite firm hold, also makes whiskers soft and nonscratchy. Bearded goon wax is a firmer hold if your chin warmer likes to run wild. cheers fella, You may need furry legs and a vestigial tail, as far as whisker enhancement, goat cheese both for long lasting stiffness and a delicious snack when the chippy is shut but goats cheese smells of wee! and as for lard lol! i'm on a diet fenners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo_m Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 http://www.firstolympian.com This is my wife's friends company, never used it myself but I like a messy goatee! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budice Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Try these guys http://www.captainfawcett.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul T Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 http://vikingbeardstuff.co.uk/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I give this one page. It might offend christians. (And phil spencer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 The idea is not to ponce up a beard unless you are a complete limp wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 You could try paw wax reccommended for agility dogs. Helps you get a grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddy Galore! Posted February 4, 2015 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 cheers for the links guys, i'll try some beard oil, I dearly need to do something with it, the wife has said "either shave it off, or soften it up a bit with something or no more pussy!" which I thought was a bit harsh really, as she doesn't hear me complain about her stubbly foof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mat Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Wax for your whiskers? Beard oil? Whatever next Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCat Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Taylor's of old bond street are on the net and their products are excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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