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That parrot is........


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A woman went into the vets surgery and asked how much he would charge to look at her parrot.

"Fifty quid" he said.

So she pulled the parrot from under her coat and laid it on the table. He took one look and declared

"Your parrot is dead madam"

The woman was aghast, and refused to believe him.

"I want a second opinion" she said.

So the vet brought in his pet cat, who looked at the parrot, shook its head sadly and walked out.

The woman still wasn't convinced, and called for a third opinion, so the vet whistled and his pet Labrador appeared. The dog took one look, shook his head, and walked out.

"I suppose I've got to accept that my beloved parrot is really dead after all" sobbed the woman"heres the fifty pounds"

" Actually madam the bill is £150" said the vet.

"But you told me fifty quid" said the now outraged woman

"Ah yes" said the vet "but that didn't include the C.A.T scan and Lab report".

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