ditchman Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 so they have decieded that all the foods i like ................smoked streaky bacon...bangers salami....salmon (smoked)........are bad for me !.................another cunning ploy to introduce another tax...along with the sugar tax....and air that you breath tax whats the next tax going to be....too much sex tax !!!! ??.....................thats one i should get a rebate on... makes you wonder where all this extra revenue will go...............looking after our wonderful migrants no doubt.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 You didn't want to live for ever anyway. A short life and a merry one. Eat drink and be merry. Who wants to live to a ripe old age drinking water and eating tasteless pap sat in a chair smelling of pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 You didn't want to live for ever anyway. A short life and a merry one. Eat drink and be merry. Who wants to live to a ripe old age drinking water and eating tasteless pap sat in a chair smelling of pee. i want to live to a ripe old age...........drinking alchol.....eating bacon buttis...2 sugs in my tea and sitting in a chair with a smile on my face stinking of sex....................and i cant do that with all this tax thats floating about......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 i want to live to a ripe old age...........drinking alchol.....eating bacon buttis...2 sugs in my tea and sitting in a chair with a smile on my face stinking of sex....................and i cant do that with all this tax thats floating about......... Now that's a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 My sister died at 19 and is buried next to 2 mates so I'm not worrying to much as I'm 33 so won't panic yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 i want to live to a ripe old age...........drinking alchol.....eating bacon buttis...2 sugs in my tea and sitting in a chair with a smile on my face stinking of sex....................and i cant do that with all this tax thats floating about......... I am up for that ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scobydog Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 A bit like the lies about butter being bad and going to kill us all of heart disease from 30 yrs ago, then told to eat margarine/spreads that we are now told are worse than butter for you. Namby pamby thought police at it again ,all things in moderation, people like Jamie oliver should just bog off and leave us to live our own lives as we wish. Rant over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zapp Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 That's the problem with science, it's an inexact science. As soon as I read the words "Experts say" in a paper, I assume that firstly the experts are over-egging their findings to get attention and therefore funding, and secondly that the newspaper concerned is, as always, scrabbling around for anything sensational to sell more copy, Then I go on leading my life as before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandy22 Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 ,all things in moderation, All things in moderation - including moderation. No harm in a good blow-out now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Don't worry folks . Just being alive kills you . Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 My Nan lived to a ripe old age! Fry up every morning, The full works, Bacon sausage eggs etc! High teas were Ham and Peas pudding sandwiches and smoked salmon was also on the menu often! She drank a Guinness every now and then too! Funny how someone who was brought up all their life eating food cooked in lard and dripping, Drinking and eating what they are now scaremongering about and lived to see her kids, grand kids, great grand kids and great great grand kids, I think they need to just leave everything as it is and let THE PEOPLE make their own choices! This whole sugar tax **** Jamie OIL iver is spewing about is a freakin joke! It will hit the sugar industry hard as many will chose not to pay the price, Sugar production will be hit and no doubt our sugar industry will go too. He has a cheek screaming on about the excess sugar in food when he pours half a gallon of oil into every dish he prepares! I Bet HIS childhood wasn't one of sugar free ****. The man is a twonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 You didn't want to live for ever anyway. A short life and a merry one. Eat drink and be merry. Who wants to live to a ripe old age drinking water and eating tasteless pap sat in a chair smelling of pee. Don't forget the lavender to cover up the smell of ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 geordie.......your nan is my type of girl ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I am up for that ditchman You two getting a room then :-):-):-):-):-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Don't forget the lavender to cover up the smell of ****. Only use for lavender oil is to keep the mosquitoes away when fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) You two getting a room then :-):-):-):-):-) I wouldnt fancy one of his conrods Edited October 26, 2015 by la bala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I must remind the wife to get me some more dripping for my sarnies Don't forget to sprinkle with toxic sodium chloride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rimotu66 Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Load of bloody rubbish and if it isn't then so be it, next week it will be fish and chips, week after that it will be something else, who sponsored the report, 'veggies are us' or jeremy corbyn? Have to agree though, that Jamie oliver is a right **** who needs his mouth stitching up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the enigma Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 No matter what we eat, we're all on a one way ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 Tax on sex? I'll be expecting a tax refund then 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 The sugar tax is a different thing, sugar is cheap and the food manufacturers add it to all sorts of unrelated foods like baked beans just to pack it out. That should be stopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garygreengrass Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 What can`t you eat next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuji Shooter Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 The man is a twonk. He used to be a right lardy twonk too - so glass houses. Mind you if you buy good quality bacon you can still fry it and get that lovely orange brown salt crust on it, buy the cheap stuff and you end up boiling it these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clakk Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 right load of carp,my grandad smoked cigars in his 70,s gave up bored of them and every day went to the pub for his two pints of pedigree .ate fry ups and w else took his fancy miner,s lung got him aged 87 not bacon or sausages.his dad was 92 and lead the same lifestyle if its your turn go out smiling .as Zapp said experts are people looking for funding ,life is for living ,bacon tastes good pork chops taste good and boycott fattys food in the shops .when fat Hippo-crite,s Jamies losing money he might learn to shut up and jog on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOTTO Posted October 27, 2015 Report Share Posted October 27, 2015 No matter what we eat, we're all on a one way ticket. Try as we may we will never avoid what is going to kill us in the end so, “Name your Poison”! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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