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The best time to break two ribs


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Blimey, aren't you supposed to break other people's ribs doing the heimlich?!

 

Ouch. Surely they should be the ones with broken ribs? How did you manage to self harm?

 

Well done though, I take it you saved a life yesterday - kudos to you!

Beastly people. Broken ribs are no fun. It felt like someone had hit me in the shoulder blade and down my back with a spade. for weeks I kind of creaked like a broken egg shell. Hard to breathe. Slipped over on sand at an airport. possibly should have claimed damages but it was mainly my fault and I just wanted to get home.

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Done some ribs twice. (Not recommended)

You can strap youself up. Might help.

You may not have broken ribs but torn

the cartlidge between them that can hurt more.

Either way do what you can.

You're dead right, I'm lucky to have a dr other half, it's a sprain of the ribs, from the sternum, not that we'd know, treatment is the same.

 

I'm icing and ibuprofening.

 

I can only say I wish I had an auto gearbox now.

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In a crowded bar in Texas a cowgirl was choking on a peanut. Quick as a flash cowboy Joe bent her over a chair, dropped her knickers and stuck his tongue up her bum. The cowgirl immediately coughed up the peanut. Thanks, she said gratefully. What do you call that trick? Oh, said Joe, it was a hind lick manoeuvre!

 

Sorry, couldn't resist the moment

 

Hope you improve soon

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