malkiserow Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 that has just jogged the grey matter....................a good few years back when I was doing a countryside maintenance course thing we were tasked with the up keep of footpaths old and new along with hedge laying putting in new stair ways and walk ways and fences ect .....one one day we were ferrying fence posts and wire to a part of the derwent walk country park when we noticed this guy standing off the footpath about 100/150yds into the woods after about 2/3 hours of him still standing in the same spot and not moving we deceided to stop the van and go investigate so off 3 of us went only for the guy to run off but we still went to where he was only to find a life size poster of joan Collins in suspenders ect from the film the bitch joan_collins_gallery_2_za.jpg so make up your own mind on what he was up to Looks like you took the poster home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 Don't look on the dumped pork as a totally negative thing. Look at it as less meat to have to buy when the mother in law calls over for Sunday lunch.... Apple sauce should mask the "maggotyness" It'll save a desert too unless you've got one to hand that'll slide under a khazi door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secretagentmole Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Don't look on the dumped pork as a totally negative thing. Look at it as less meat to have to buy when the mother in law calls over for Sunday lunch.... Apple sauce should mask the "maggotyness" It'll save a desert too unless you've got one to hand that'll slide under a khazi door I don't know if you pile the sands of the Kalahari against the crapper door she will never be able to escape! It may be her just desserts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge911 Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 (edited) Looks like you took the poster home well not really ..............................but it did somehow find its way into the bait room at the centre where we were based..... so I can say that I had six months of having lunch with joan Collins dressed in sussies ..............oh to be 18 again :w00t: Edited July 9, 2016 by hodge911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 well not really ..............................but it did somehow find its way into the bait room at the centre where we were based..... so I can say that I had six months of having lunch with joan Collins dressed in sussies ..............oh to be 18 again :w00t: I saw her up close in the Westend once (and that is not a euphemism ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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