ROBLATCH Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) theifs at it again in my fathers allotment, this time they are in for a shock ! http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/14621252.Bishop_Auckland_thief_on_the_runs_after_stealing_rum_mixed_with_laxative/ Edited July 15, 2016 by ROBLATCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martyn2233 Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Hope they catch them this time mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 I like the booby trapped rum. Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontastic Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Hope they catch them this time mate Easy peasy just stake out the local shops and arrest the scrote buying up all the andrex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kernel gadaffi Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Nice one Rob, l reckon it would be easy to spot the culprit, just look for someone mincing with clenched buttocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyska Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 (edited) It says it 'may cause' the runs, the amount in the rum would be similar that is used for hepatic encephalopathy. It would be an explosive event, with No warning and no sphincter on the globe is toned enough to stop it Edited July 15, 2016 by kyska Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontastic Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 If anybody has seen the 51st state starring Samuel L Jackson the scene with the skinheads and the laxatives springs to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Nice trench and some pungy sticks would also do rather nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaxiDriver Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Nice trench and some pungy sticks would also do rather nicely But hopefully if they consume the rum...... A Nasty Stench and a pungent stink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 Well thought out plan to lace the rum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted September 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 my father enjoying he's flowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crosswaters Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 The theives may leave a trail for the police to follow hahaha good write up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollieollie Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 It would be an explosive event, with No warning and no sphincter on the globe is toned enough to stop it Ha what a line 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) they came in the night to steal our tools bloody scumbags, bloody fools smashing shed doors and breaking the locks they think they have had the last laugh giving the poor owners a shock they fled the scene and had to run and as for the idiot who stole the rum MAY HE ROT IN HELL WITH A FIERY BUM! Edited September 29, 2016 by 7daysinaweek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollieollie Posted September 29, 2016 Report Share Posted September 29, 2016 It would be an explosive event, with No warning and no sphincter on the globe is toned enough to stop it Its still tickling me now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hodge911 Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 rob you owe me a new laptop or at least pay for the coffee cleaned off this one where it sprayed when I read that F.A.F but on a serious note I hope they catch the thieving scum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampire Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 Nice one. Old man just had his shed broke into again,now got to fit huge hasp,solar flood light.internal alarm 130db and perimeter alarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchers Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 theifs at it again in my fathers allotment, this time they are in for a shock ! http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/14621252.Bishop_Auckland_thief_on_the_runs_after_stealing_rum_mixed_with_laxative/ You will sharpe find out around that way rob good luck mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cookoff013 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Last time the allotment got broke into they stole a saw then took a big dump in the main shed. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollieollie Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Last time the allotment got broke into they stole a saw then took a big dump in the main shed. Why? As if thats not bad enough, burglers did the same thing in my nans living room. ****** animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeddy11 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Well known fact, scientific services usually try for prints around the toilet area in cases of burglaries etc. This is due to the adrenaline rush they thieves experience whilst doing the crime makes them need to use the toilet. Last time the allotment got broke into they stole a saw then took a big dump in the main shed.Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cookoff013 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Well known fact, scientific services usually try for prints around the toilet area in cases of burglaries etc. This is due to the adrenaline rush they thieves experience whilst doing the crime makes them need to use the toilet. The main shed toilet is locked. They dumped in the middle of the shed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 The main shed toilet is locked. They dumped in the middle of the shed. Maybe if it wasn't locked they would have gone in the toilet lol! When you gotta go, you gotta go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted October 2, 2016 Report Share Posted October 2, 2016 Well known fact, scientific services usually try for prints around the toilet area in cases of burglaries etc. This is due to the adrenaline rush they thieves experience whilst doing the crime makes them need to use the toilet. And additional bodily fluids sometimes. As you say nothing unusual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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