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My wife is obsessed with cup marks on the coffee table so she bought me a coaster dispenser for Christmas. Blooming thing chucks them out so fast it's not really safe to use in the house and the box of coasters she bought with it seem quite fragile anyway. Frankly, I'm so fed up that I decided to use them for target practice:

 

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Subsequent investigation discovers that they're made from some sort of bulletproof material as most of them seem to land intact... :D

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My wife is obsessed with cup marks on the coffee table so she bought me a coaster dispenser for Christmas. Blooming thing chucks them out so fast it's not really safe to use in the house and the box of coasters she bought with it seem quite fragile anyway. Frankly, I'm so fed up that I decided to use them for target practice:

 

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Subsequent investigation discovers that they're made from some sort of bulletproof material as most of them seem to land intact... :D

watch out for them coasters, they can be tricky little devil's

I'll tell to you like it is (everyone else is toooo nice)

They're not bullet proof :no: :no:

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You're a lousy shot :P :p :P

honesty is best policy, tell it like it is.

Think yourself lucky

My Christmas present at 5:45am was the bloody barclaycard Bill

bet that's was a relief, don't you bank with Lloyd's
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Ah! That must be why!

Yep. well known as a common cause of apparent missing. I did have a box where there was only lead in five cartridges out of the box. but the batch is odd because some blokes get lead in nearly every cartridge. Happy christmas everyone. Tomorrow is our big family day

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Brilliant!! Happy xmas all.

 

My mum bought me an ultrasonic cleaner, she was over the moon whn i told her it can clean watches and jewellery as well!!

Your mum is a very astute person, she knew what she was doing,

 

Already down the WI she is offering jewellery cleaning services

 

:shaun:

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