Davyo Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) Been having nightmares about werewolves.Few nights ago one pooped it head over the side if the bed.I threw a punch and fell out of bed into the floor. Susan's is just taking the mick,as she told our friends and they brought me some doggy treats and a stick. Last night it came back popping it's head out at the foot of the bed,so i kicked it making full contact.I woke up immediately as I'd kicked the bed post.Jumped out of bed to get to the bathroom as there was blood all over,but fai red on my way falling downstairs. Edited April 30, 2017 by Davyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millrace Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) Firstly straight to your feo and hand over all guns...... Now whos got a cert conditioned for werewolf or maybee AOLQ......and what catridge.... 34g 6,s at 20mtr shd do...... Edited April 30, 2017 by millrace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie&bezza Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Firstly straight to your feo and hand over all guns...... Now whos got a cert conditioned for werewolf or maybee AOLQ......and what catridge.... 34g 6,s at 20mtr shd do...... Silver shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) Blimey, I thought that this was some sort of joking! The brain is a weird thing. Get the brain manual out and look it up or maybe Google it. I blame the dog for it. What does this last bit mean? It doesn't make sense. >>> but fai red on my way falling downstairs. Edited April 30, 2017 by fortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilksy II Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 I know I lot of werewolves were released when the dangerous wild animal licenses came into force but we need proof! how come no ones seen one dead! But seriously looks nasty and it must be miserable suffering nightmares! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kody Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 I have dayhorses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted April 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Blimey, I thought that this was some sort of joking! The brain is a weird thing. Get the brain manual out and look it up or maybe Google it. I blame the dog for it. What does this last bit mean? It doesn't make sense. >>> but fai red on my way falling downstairs. Sorry I fainted and fell down stairs,but I'm ok nooooooow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Bosher sells Zombi Guns, have a word with him and see if he has something for Nightmares!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wandringstar Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 I was reading up on the common rat the other day, I read it can easily go up a sewer pipe and into your khazi if it wants to, this gave me a little nightmare and I have now started shutting the bog seat just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 I was reading up on the common rat the other day, I read it can easily go up a sewer pipe and into your khazi if it wants to, this gave me a little nightmare and I have now started shutting the bog seat just in case. What a lovely surprise when you lift the lid!!! And what would you do with it if one was in residence when you were desperate for a dump? "Oh please Mr ratty use someone elses facility". And it she found it, you would be on pitchfork duty for the duration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) I think your wife should just be pleased that you was facing away from her as she would have been a bit peed off with you if you had given her a good kick in the ankle you could have both ended up on crutches. Edited April 30, 2017 by four-wheel-drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) Our werewolves aren't any bother...not in the least bit scarey. Edited April 30, 2017 by saddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Our werewolves aren't any bother...not in the least bit scarey. That is so cute what is it or should it be they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Are you taking a statin or any other medication as they can have side effects? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprinter Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Probably best lay off the cheese late at night for a bit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subsonicnat Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 When I was younger and at home,My mother used to bring me a cup of tea in the morning to wake me up. One morning I was dreaming I was in a library,through the book shelves a white face was keening at me through the open shelf,,,got the end of the row of books,Took a swing at him.??. Hit the cup that my mother was holding,it smashed against the wall.. My mother never brought me another cup in the morning.. I must have been just coming round,and my mind conjured up this scenario in a split second.. Weird or what.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Mine are they are coming to get me usually in the wee hours it was was the same my wife thought it was funny when i leapt out of bed and woke myself up hitting the floor , it wasnt so funny when i punched her and woke me up punching me back but with taking my meds early the grim reapers no came a callin since Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 That is so cute what is it or should it be they A variety of guinea pig.....an offshoot of the skinny pig breed. They're hilarious little things & very vocal when they want attention. ...whistling for food , etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted April 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) Are you taking a statin or any other medication as they can have side effects?No I'm not on any medication,I've often had nightmare but it's always Werewolves.First one was when I was in my early 20's,woke the whole campsite up when at the Lakes.Dont have them all the time and can go years without one.But this lastcouple of weeks I've had two.Im only concerned about the lashing out,I mean I must of kicked the bed post really hard as my nail has lifted and the side of my toe is split. Going into the spare room tonight,54yrs old and having to sleep with the light on. Might need to go to A&E as can't move my toe but hopefully it's just the swelling.The wife has patched me up inbetween fits of hysteria.Keeps asking me if I want Pal or Winalot for Sunday lunch. Edited April 30, 2017 by Davyo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 (edited) That is so cute what is it or should it be they A variety of guinea pig.....an offshoot of the skinny pig breed. They're hilarious little things & very vocal when they want attention....whistling for food , etc. Edited April 30, 2017 by saddler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 A variety of guinea pig.....an offshoot of the skinny pig breed. They're hilarious little things & very vocal when they want attention....whistling for food , etc. I can rember my dad offering us huge sums of money when we where young to pick our guinea pigs up by the tail as there tailless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger-Mouse Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 The wife has patched me up inbetween fits of hysteria.Keeps asking me if I want Pal or Winalot for Sunday lunch. Nothing like sympathy eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Do you have any idea why it was werewolves that you was dreaming about I find that it is something that I have seen on TV perhaps weeks before but one image will stick in your mind and then suddenly it will appear in a dream for no good reason perhaps you was worried about something or even you eat something that did not agree with you in the night. I was thinking the other day about dreams that I have had where I am in a place that I now well but when I an awake I cannot remember ever going to a place like that yet it seems so real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted April 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Do you have any idea why it was werewolves that you was dreaming about I find that it is something that I have seen on TV perhaps weeks before but one image will stick in your mind and then suddenly it will appear in a dream for no good reason perhaps you was worried about something or even you eat something that did not agree with you in the night. I was thinking the other day about dreams that I have had where I am in a place that I now well but when I an awake I cannot remember ever going to a place like that yet it seems so real. Always had a fear of Warewolves since I was a child.Daft thing is,it never bothered me when I was out shooting foxes at stupid O'clock on my own.Cant watch a film with one in but if I have a mare,it's always about being chased by one.I never seem to be able to outrun it so I turn around and lash out at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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