four-wheel-drive Posted May 23, 2017 Report Share Posted May 23, 2017 Its a funny old world there we are we love our old village churches that we only go in for weddings and funerals and we tend to live peaceful lifes then we have our Muslim friends who seem to spend most of there time in the Mosque when they are not shooting each other and blowing each other up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lloydi73 Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 (edited) My intention is to be cremated and I have set two friends tasks with my ashes. One lot will be scattered at the top of a mountain on Rannoch Moor in Perthshire where I shot my first Ptarmigan, another lot will be scattered in a field in Gloucestershire where I shot my first solo bag of two hundred pigeons. The final lot I hope to have scattered on the river bank where I lost my virginity. As yet I have no volunteers for the final task. My wife will not be doing it that's for sure. Regarding your final ash spreading wish, do you want us to try and find the original sheep to cremate and spread on the river bank as well?!? :lol: Edited May 24, 2017 by lloydi73 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondoggy Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Regarding your final ash spreading wish, do you want us to try and find the original sheep to cremate and spread on the river bank as well?!? :lol: And at the time, someone said to Jdog "are you shearing". He said "no, go and find your own"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me matt Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Leave me out with the food waste, ill have the last laugh with the council 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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